Muck Apples

Muck Apples means to eat a lot of apples (Anywhere from 4-11) very fast and messy.
Mason: "Ahmad you can't muck apples just give up that's only 2"
Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"
by AppleMucker2000 July 3, 2018
mugGet the Muck Applesmug.

Muck Sucker

someone who constantly fails at everyday activities that are not difficult to complete. People who are "Muck Suckers" are unaware, or oblivious of everything they fail to do. These people are the ones who give America a bad name, the people who DESERVE to live in a cardboard can outside the residential Walgreen's.
Arnold : "Yo, Pete. Look at that muck sucker trying to eat the perfume samples. Haha, I bet he sucks some serious muck."
Pete : "Oh, frick a dick, no doubt."
by McSackdrop October 18, 2010
mugGet the Muck Suckermug.

muck diver

an individual who cleans shit-packed sewage grids while dressed like Lloyd Bridges in "Sea Hunt"
This shit is piled so heavy, it's time to send in the muck diver.
by FrostyFreeze June 11, 2006
mugGet the muck divermug.

muck fish

Ernest Prather. A circus clown looking mafucka that can't read worth a damn. Should wear prescription glasses for his poor eyesight but refuses to admit that he cannot see. Despite the fact that he confused a shadow for a disappearing crack in a piece of metal. Commonly confuses the word Mufasa for Muckfish.
Hey boy. (Sees the word Mufasa)

What the hell is a muck fish?
Ernie! That says Mufasa you dumbass!
by Kahuna9296 March 22, 2017
mugGet the muck fishmug.

muck slut

a very dirty slut that never baths.
Like big ben and his muck sluts.
he wanted to get laid but the muck slut smelled so bad that he saw crusties and heard a creak so he walked away.
by romowoman January 24, 2010
mugGet the muck slutmug.

love muck

A take on the phrase "love milk" but slightly dirtier sounding.
I'd love to splay my love muck over her chebs!!!
by McPhail October 18, 2004
mugGet the love muckmug.

muck sack

What happens to ones ball sack on a hot steamy day. The ball sack becomes hot, wet and sticky. Like dipping balls in muck.
After running the race, tom had bad muck sack.

When Bill finished at the gym, he worked up a good sweat and had a bad case of muck sack.
by Ralphy Cakes October 30, 2007
mugGet the muck sackmug.

Share this definition