moose paw

similar to a camel toe, only bigger.

1."check out the moose paw on that bitch. could her daisy dukes be any tighter?!?"
2. "damn, her moosepaw's as huge as a catchers mitt!"

by the moose paw militia August 2, 2008

mini moose

the bestest character on invader zim along with Gir, he is introduced in the christmas episode

"this is mini moose he has been with us the whole time you just havnt seen him"

by one slick german October 15, 2003

Ride the Moose

To have intimate relations with a rather large and ugly woman while being completely aware of just how large and ugly the woman actually is.

You know, after being with so many attractive girls you sometimes just get that urge to ride the moose

by Kevin "The Magician" S. May 19, 2008

moose club

when having intercourse with a woman from behind, you put your hands ontop of your head like a moose and keep going for ten seconds without the woman knowing what you are doing, then you are in the secret society that is, the moose club.

last night i banged this girl and i got in the moose club.

by jordan April 9, 2005

moose jockey

A word that means a Canadian person, most times in a derogatory way, but most normal Canadians would not be offended. Comes from the notion of Canadians riding mooses.

He said 'eh'? What a moose jockey!

by Still_trippin' May 19, 2006

lovechild of a moose

n. a person who is of questionable birth and either extremely hairy or extremely ugly. Refers to the fact that some people look like they were fathered by a large hairy beast.

Bob looks like the lovechild of a moose.
"You lovechild of a moose! Shave your neck!"

by Sarah A H May 27, 2005

Bottomless moose

A bottomless moose is a sex act where a man puts his penis in between a woman's anus and vagina usually sex with a fat woman and he is fucking her taint rolls of fat

He gave her a bottomless moose and never touched her pussy or butt

by Lezy lizzy August 3, 2016