It's generally assumed that Kel Mitchell is just anoter Orange Soda loving African-American - This is far from the actual truth. To the untrained eye he is a fiend, a madman in ditress; but in reality he is the greatest threat to the western hemisphere. Kel Mitchell is fueled by Orange Soda, it's orangy molecules giving birth to the true form which he so constantly desires. He is kept alive by the soda. At his mid-optimal peak it is sometimes observed that Kel will lose all forms of human reasoning, careless flailing his Orange Soda into every direction. The only way he is kept under control is by micro-control-chips lodged into his head, the effects are seen when at Kel's mid-optimum peak, he twitches and shakes as if he is being shocked. These chips are the only thing that keeps the world safe, and the only thing that can control Kel Mitchell.
I went to a taping of Kenan and Kel once... I wandered off backstage and noticed Kel sitting in a chair alone, looking at the ground and picking at the various wires that were attatched to his neck. I realized then, that Kel Mitchell is not human.
by Let's not say. July 25, 2006
Get the kel mitchellmug. (n.) 1. Actor, Oliver from Hannah Montana, also a singer. 2. Has the coolest hair. 3. One of the nicest celebrities there is.
by Chelsee_isTMTH March 29, 2008
Get the Mitchel Mussomug. Noun: The common and tantalizing erection a man obtains while listening to the female folk artist, Joni Mitchell.
by Lil Funyun June 13, 2018
Get the Boni Mitchellmug. A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes
by Steven lime April 29, 2022
Get the Dirty Mitchelmug. Person 1: Omg there’s Mitchell King, I wish I had a best friend like his!!
Person 2: Yeah me too but he doesn’t deserve his best friend he’s such a rock!
Person 2: Yeah me too but he doesn’t deserve his best friend he’s such a rock!
by short bitch:) November 12, 2019
Get the Mitchell Kingmug. by ScientologyLover54 June 12, 2023
Get the James Mitchellmug. Mitchell, Is the best human you can possibly find. Mitchell's are always Vibingg out to some music or just with some friends. If you meet a Mitchell don't Fuck it up even if your just friends. Mitchell's Loveeeeee PURPLEEEEE because of the fact the color is just such a vibeee much like them. Mitchell's are The life of the Party and bring the vibe up no matter what. Mitchell's always tend to think only decent of themselves they are a lot betterrrr than what they believe.
by BroskiiiPotatooooo March 18, 2021
Get the Mitchell (PokePack)mug.