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Underground Mexicans

A group of Hispanic high schoolers who do not associate with high schoolers of different races or in traditional cliches.
"This Class is full of Underground Mexicans."
by Jodyia97 November 14, 2014
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The Mexican Tornado

One person is tied up on a computer chair and spun around while group of guys/girls with sombreros on has to cum on the person tied up and whoever hits the person on the computer chair wins.
Jose tied up Juanita a gave her The Mexican Tornado with his friends Pablo, Juan, and Pedro when they got back from Taco Bell.
by Zach Geary November 5, 2017
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La Churrasca Mexicana

A mysterious creature that comes out after midnight. Will eat anyone that is drunk and lives under the elevator of tower B (Marshall Tower) in warren towers....He is fed by throwing fruits down the elevator shaft.
La Churrasca Mexicana se enconojo polque todo 'tan barachos.
by La Churrasca March 20, 2009
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One Armed Mexican Bandit

When one pleasures themselves with a sprinkling of chilli sauce on the hand.
I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!
by Buuung November 20, 2014
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Merica

A whole new way of saying America. As America falls into the category of a nation, Merica is the whole experience of America summed up in a stereotypical way. Eating anything deep-fried, shooting shotguns, getting so fat you attempt to use the force to levitate it off the coffee table, all compressed into one word. People often say it when they see Americans doing things only Americans can do, such as: trimming a hedge with a chainsaw, eating quadruple burgers with extra lard, and driving tractors in the middle of a freeway. It is often expressed in a proud and commonly exaggerated manor. This phrase is one to be only used when the time comes to say it, like at a eating contest or at a mud pit wrestling match. As there are so many people in America that truly express what the word is all about, there is one family that pushes it over the limit. They are commonly called the "Honey Boo Boo Family".

They are known to do the same, and even more, of the equally stupid stunts that typical rednecks would do. They are reported to relive acts of true Merican spirit, like drinking 2 liter bottles of DIET cola, driving trucks into frozen creeks, getting pointless tattoos of American birds on their backs, eating processed nacho cheese in a bacon cup, tucking their Ak47s in their pillows, ordering 27 Big Macs at McDonalds with a side salad, and so much more.
Son: "Dad, did you see that man eat 503 hot dogs in 3 minutes? I wonder how many pounds he will gain!"

Dad: "Shut up son, and embrace true Merican spirit held before you!"

Son: "But Dad-"

Dad: "Merica!"
by xtremetoxicguy June 24, 2013
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White Mexican

A light skinned Mexican with yellow or pink undertones and dominant European features. Might have one semi mixed parent, but the other parent is a pure white Mexican, Criollo or Spanish. A white Mexican is also known as a Castizo Mexican, who resembles a pure white European, and might have very little, hidden Indian mix. White Mexicans are lighter than Mestizos and have long narrow heads, smaller facial features and have sharp noses. White Mexicans might have lighter eyes, but not always.

White Mexican women can usually get away with light colored hair, because it compliments their European features.

Most Mexican nationals prefer White Mexicans because there is a underlying racist attitude towards dark Mestizo and Indian people within the Mexican nation.
mexican girl: My cousin dyed her hair a really light brown/blonde
mexican girl #2: but it looks good, you can't tell its not her real color
mexican girl: yeah, she is a White Mexican, and looks like a European anyway.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 28, 2013
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Mexican Ho-Down

This is performed when a female, generally a mexican, farts a pile of cocaine into one's nose.
Sarah: I just gave billy the mexican ho-down, and now my asshole is numb.
by criminalbmx January 20, 2008
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