megabag

the tea-bag on steroids. this is the art of shoving your scrotum into the face of a woman which only is expecting to have nuts gently placed on her face.

Dude i was makin my move on this chick last night and she asked me to tea-bag, little did she know she was going to be megabaged in a matter of seconds.

by T-Bager July 30, 2010

mega daddy

A mega daddy is a person that you can look at after 20 years and still think "Damn. He sexy." but he still hot AF and you want the D at 50 fucking years old. #70YearOldPantyDroppa

Woman A: He my mega daddy.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.

Woman: See, he knows what's up.

by legitimacyandpaws December 29, 2015

mega charizard x

A badass black and blue beast that no one wants to piss off

My Mega Charizard X is gonna slap your pikachus ass

by BRRRUUUUUHHHHHH77 November 25, 2016

mega moist

mega moist is exactly as it sounds
except its 10 time more moist

“thats mega moist dude”
“she was mega moist for me”

by your local moist provider June 7, 2018

Mega Thot

a girl who is a huge slut and has a boyfriend every fucking week and rides dick every month

Friend: Kyla got a new boyfriend and they already fucked
Me: Shes such a mega thot

by CGLHZF03 November 30, 2018

mega fucking hot

Caelum

He just is mega fucking hot

by I didn’t do it February 17, 2019

Mega dome

When the top of his/her forehead is large and the size of a bowling ball.

That mega dome is bigger Han my football

by MEMETEAM XD May 29, 2019