The longest sports event known to mankind that never gets recognized over the intercom by the principal that stupid whore
Guy: Dude you look super tired
Athlete: I was at a track meet last night dude it lasted until twelve o’clock in the morning, but at least we got first place.
Guy: Wait then why didn’t it get put into morning announcements?
Athlete: Because the principal doesn’t think we’re important
Guy: That whore
Athlete: I was at a track meet last night dude it lasted until twelve o’clock in the morning, but at least we got first place.
Guy: Wait then why didn’t it get put into morning announcements?
Athlete: Because the principal doesn’t think we’re important
Guy: That whore
by It’s just Zane August 03, 2019
When you need to get away from people to take a shit, but don't want to say as much. Not getting away leads to Puddin in the pants.
by PuddinPantsOlderBro December 31, 2013
Totally Useless But Munchies Are Provided
A meeting that is a total waste of time and of little importance to all attending, lacks purpose and clear direction.
However, food is served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.
A meeting that is a total waste of time and of little importance to all attending, lacks purpose and clear direction.
However, food is served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.
"Man I hate these weekly meetings, they're sooo boring!"
"Yeh, total TUBMAP meeting"
"For sure......those muffins are pretty awesome though"
"Yeh, total TUBMAP meeting"
"For sure......those muffins are pretty awesome though"
by mrdope September 07, 2009
by amesababe December 06, 2010
When a group of people are collectively embarrassed and simultaneously bow their heads looking intently down to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.
Two minutes into her presentation, the boss made five untrue statements causing those in attendance to hold a spontaneous prayer meeting.
His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.
His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.
by JBaloni February 04, 2010
by shane_r February 26, 2009
To vomit after one consumes an overwhelming amount of alcohol. It is usually said in a mocking manner after a fellow party goer loses the contents of his stomach. Instead of saying "I ralphed." , you say, "I met Raplh."
'Ralph' and 'Ralf' can be interchangable. The origin of 'Ralph' comes from the sound one makes when they throw up, "RRRAAAAAALLLLPH!!"
'Ralph' and 'Ralf' can be interchangable. The origin of 'Ralph' comes from the sound one makes when they throw up, "RRRAAAAAALLLLPH!!"
"I heard you met Raplh last night, huh?"
"If I keep drinking at this pace, I'm gonna meet Raplh."
"Hey did you hear? Bill met Ralph last night."
"If you want me to drink all those forties, I'm gonna have to introduce you to Ralph."
meet Ralph
"If I keep drinking at this pace, I'm gonna meet Raplh."
"Hey did you hear? Bill met Ralph last night."
"If you want me to drink all those forties, I'm gonna have to introduce you to Ralph."
meet Ralph
by Miller The LADY Killer July 28, 2008