Manny wood

Sometimes confused as the town new LA Dodger Manny Ramirez now plays for (a extremely witty version of "Hollywood"), it is quite literally Manny's wood, an allusion to Manny's penis, albeit small, and often resulting in humorous, misunderstood conversational exchanges with idiotic Dodger fans.

Eric: I wish I was in Manny wood right now!
Jeremy: Wait... what??
Eric: You know, the new Hollywood!
Jeremy: That doesn't even make sense. Do you even know what wood is?
Eric: Uhh, like from trees...
Jeremy: You ever heard of morning wood or anything?
Eric: Um no.
Jeremy: ...

by Godfather329 February 18, 2009

Manny

Someone who thinks they are the boss but he/she/they are not the boss.

He is such a Manny, not my boss!

by Sweet Librarian <3 April 25, 2020

manny

Manny is a fucking faggot who sucks dick for a living, he drinks cum more then he breaths and he is a Columbian bitch

Look at manny drink all that cum.
Manny is a cunt.
Manny is a waste of air ans mass.

by cumhere69 October 6, 2016

mannys

Those fuckin underware that they give you in jail. Inmates rarely wear them but rather use them as night caps.

Inmate #1: Hey bitch, give me your mannys or its your life...
Inmate #2: You want my underware?
Inmate #1: Yea bitch! Give me your mannys!
(inmate #2 gives inmate #1 his dirty jail underware)
(inmate #1 smells them)

by Nick Sasiain January 7, 2008

Manny

When a guy tucks his penis between his legs creating a male vagina

hey look at me manny

by Justanothergroupie April 2, 2009

manny

A male that usually has very pastey white skin, is overweight, and has very low muscle mass. This individual is a huge bitch and has no future outlook in life. Is usually controlled by partner

yeah man he's such a manny.

by Kevin Cravens June 18, 2010

Manny

Somebody who just tries to be himself and everybody thinks he is awesome

girl: omgg manny youre too fucking perfect <3
guy: baby im only acting like myself :)

by Manny :) September 20, 2012