Matthew

An extremely retarded person who is dumb. They eat far too many fetuses. Like far far too many. One who is literally always crawling around and screaming like an idiot. Worships a Purple Cuaillou for no reason.

"Matthew is so dumb. He ate way to many fetuses."

by MamacitaTime November 8, 2019

Matthew

Matthew's are the sweetest guys around. He will always be there for you when you need him. Matthew's are amazing listeners who are or will make great father's and wonderful husbands. Charming and very entertaining in many ways. Loves his friends more then anything. VERY Christian in every way. If he loves you he will show it in his own cute way.

Matthew

by Remember what and April 4, 2019

Matthew

annoying af

dude shut up ur such a matthew

by depressedandre November 22, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is an amazing boyfriend. Amazing smile; lights up your day. Determined. The kind of guy who can always make you smile.

I'm really sad, I really wish Matthew was here!

by xtxie12xcv May 31, 2018

Matthew

Matthew

Matthew is insanely gay

by tikigamestr August 20, 2018

Matthew

That weird emo kid.

"Did you see that Matthew kid? He's weird ."

by GoldGarden September 29, 2017

Matthew

He is known as gay in the mom-community. He takes sexual jokes too far. Among the ladies he is totally cool and they all really respect him for his personality, but yet still thirst for his body. He is someone who finds pleasure in tickling. He also pleasures himself with fruits and small animals. He's a pretty ratchet dude. Surprisingly enough, he is a boy scout. He only wears khaki pants and collared shirts on the daily. And of course, he owns a pair of very VERY short cutoff jolts. Oh, and he has a huge DICK.

Have you seen that guy Matthew? My mom thinks he's gay, but I totally wanna bang him.

by Matthew Queer December 11, 2012