Matthew 

Matty is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, good-looking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in North Shore and Switzerland. I am the only caffeine in his life.

I wish my Matthew would like me, since I see him everywhere.

Matthew by GraceforMatty May 16, 2022

Matthew 

Stop.
Get rid of your ego.
We're all sick and tired of you stroking it like it's your cock.

Matthew keeps trying to define himself. He gets to stroke his ego every time. but this time, he won't.

Matthew by darthkotya June 30, 2022

Matthew 

An idiotic, loud, sorta ugly guy who somehow gets a hot girl that loves him

Holy shit, how did Matthew get that fucking hottie?!

Matthew by Str4wberrii_S4mura1 April 10, 2023

Matthew 

Matthew is undeniably a very loving and caring boyfriend, always going the extra mile to show his affection and support for his partner. His gestures of love are evident in his thoughtfulness, kind words, and acts of service. However, Matthew does struggle with jealousy and insecurity, sometimes allowing these emotions to cloud his judgment. Although he genuinely tries to overcome these feelings, they occasionally resurface, stemming from his unresolved attachment to his ex. Despite not being conventionally attractive, Matthew's charismatic personality shines brightly, making him incredibly appealing to those who take the time to know him. His genuine love and care make him a partner worth cherishing, even with his flaws.

“Matthew is the best boyfriend ever.”

Matthew by gyattlover69 June 24, 2023

Matthew 

The biggest club penguin fan ever. Has collected everything and anything there is in club penguin. Usually gets sexually excited at the sight of a penguin. No one likes him in real life. Smells like pork chops.

Oh god, it's that Matthew again.
He smells like a Matthew.
That guy got a boner from playing club penguin. He is such a Matthew.

Matthew by pig on the smelly moon of cats August 30, 2011

Matthew 

An annoying piece of shit who most likely will fuck up your life

He is so annoying
Yeah his name is Matthew so it makes since
Yeah Matthew Karl

Matthew by who_actually_knows February 2, 2017

Matthew 

An smart, athletic jerk. Usually really pale.

Wow, did you see that Matthew

Matthew by DOGESHADOW13 February 12, 2017