Matthew

annoying af

dude shut up ur such a matthew

by depressedandre November 22, 2019

Matthew

Matthew's are the sweetest guys around. He will always be there for you when you need him. Matthew's are amazing listeners who are or will make great father's and wonderful husbands. Charming and very entertaining in many ways. Loves his friends more then anything. VERY Christian in every way. If he loves you he will show it in his own cute way.

Matthew

by Remember what and April 4, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is an amazing boyfriend. Amazing smile; lights up your day. Determined. The kind of guy who can always make you smile.

I'm really sad, I really wish Matthew was here!

by xtxie12xcv May 31, 2018

Matthew

That weird emo kid.

"Did you see that Matthew kid? He's weird ."

by GoldGarden September 29, 2017

Matthew

He is a amazon person he is good at sports he has great hair has good looking skin and nice legs he will respect any girl he likes and any person

He is a respectful person named matthew

by Jake the best February 3, 2018

Matthew

He is known as gay in the mom-community. He takes sexual jokes too far. Among the ladies he is totally cool and they all really respect him for his personality, but yet still thirst for his body. He is someone who finds pleasure in tickling. He also pleasures himself with fruits and small animals. He's a pretty ratchet dude. Surprisingly enough, he is a boy scout. He only wears khaki pants and collared shirts on the daily. And of course, he owns a pair of very VERY short cutoff jolts. Oh, and he has a huge DICK.

Have you seen that guy Matthew? My mom thinks he's gay, but I totally wanna bang him.

by Matthew Queer December 11, 2012

Matthew

Matthew is a giant teddy bear. He's 6'3" and totes huggable. He has hair you just want to play in and cheeks you can't stop pinching. He's super hilarious and friendly. He plays saxophone and bums around on league of legends all day. He wears glasses and he used to have braces. He's liked a lot of girls and none of them are the girl who's sooooo infatuated with him. He always dates girls that seem right for him but never work out. He's a friend-zoner and a friend-zonee. But I guess everyone is. His most common nickname is Matt. Matthew is sometimes really blind to the obvious and very down to earth. He's a total dork and really likeable and that's it I guess.

Khamar ~ Hey noob, 420 blaze it
Matthew ~ Lol, you're so stupid.

Felicia ~ Matt, can i have a hug?
Matthew ~ No, dork. *hugs her anyways*

by Coolie be coolin'! March 2, 2014