Marti

Hes the cutest kid ever, loving, kind, funny and will always offer a helping hand, he also has DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF COCK AND BALLS ITS RADIOACTIVE EVERYONE TRYNA GET IN HIS PANTS

Look man a marti hide ur daughters n go hide, I WANT HIM FOR ME

by Not_simon, not/at:all September 17, 2021

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Marty’s Landscaping

A local landscaping company in Massachusetts.

“Dude my grass is so green right now.” “Well you can thank Marty’s Landscaping HAHAHAHAHAH”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021

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Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

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marty island

the greatest corner to ever touch a field. also will fuck your bitch

damn is that draco darian , nah its marty island

by anonymous August 24, 2021

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Marty

A cat person.

Have you seen him? He must be playing with the cats. Sounds like Marty!

by Ssssss01 November 22, 2021

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This word depicts an individual that is arrogant and commonly expresses distaste towards issues they created.

Marty D’s are typically cruely manipulative to a fault, and are the type to throw adult temper tantrums which consist of being loud to prove a point, and menacing and emotional endangerment of other conversation participants.

Marty D is also the ex-husband of Janet Mary Crunican that inspired the book “The Fight of The Mind”.

Don’t pull a Marty D…we don’t need another adult temper tantrum

by crunistan67 September 23, 2023

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