Marolt Cafe

An orange barnyard that claims to call themselves a "cafe" but in reality, has the greasiest pizza with an inch thick layer of cheese. When you try to pour Soda from the dispenser, water usually just comes out. You have to always scan your card twice because the workers can never keep up. And you always accidentally throw away a utensil in the garbage can.

"Should we go to campus or marolt cafe?"
"Marolt is ass dude"

by Marolta$$ July 4, 2018

Marselvan

When you take out all the seats in a van and put oil on the walls and floors, and there are four men sliding around in the van while it’s driving. The first man to get a dick in his ass looses!

The boys and I just played a quick game of marselvan before dinner!

by thebigGAY69 July 29, 2018

Marshlomaniac

An affliction that effects less than -002% of the population . The disease is categorized as an untreatable mental illness that drives those who suffer to eat nearly all the marshmallows in breakfast cereal before the box is even close to being finished. In addition to the compulsion of engaging in the act of the removal the person suffering also gets an unnatural feeling of access mplishment knowing others have almost none of the added marshmallows. Although discovered by those who were taking Luvky Charms it also applies to Frankenberry Count Chocula Crunchberrys by Cap’n Crunch or any other cereal that had an additive other than the standard oats or grains that made the product more desirable and defined the product to the consumer while in most cases was the sole purpose of the cereal

We just bought this box of Lucky Charms and It appears we may have a marshlomaniac among us since the box has almost no charms.

by Jth11 February 13, 2019

marsoovious

there’s only one way to fix your phoe’s. send em in the ground. put em with christ himself

hey look it’s an ugly cat
oh must be a marsoovious

by marsoovious April 29, 2019

Marsiling

Plotted in mars and is hell have alot of sexual and illegal activity

I totally love marsiling

by Sluttyboy69 October 15, 2019

Mausoleum

A place you stay during the Holidays with older relatives that don’t have adequate router speed nor adequate TV access.

I stayed at my father in law’s mausoleum during New Years without seeing a bowl game.

by SteelJax December 4, 2019

Marselo

A joke similar to joe mama that comes from Argentina.

Me:Do you know Marselo?
Friend:Marselo?
Me:Agachate y conocelo.

by Ralfonidus March 10, 2020