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mander

a mander is a very unique complex well rounded individual. one would only be so lucky to have any insight on her EXISTENCE! she is totally B-AWESOME
dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like mander

god my life is such a drag, wish it was more like manderZ
by butt chocolate January 1, 2010
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General Manager

Noun used to describe something that is quite cool.
Man, i thought that girl was general manager, but she was totally stock boy the next day.
by S-Doobius December 1, 2009
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Mangeena

A guy who usually can't make up his mind and is unsure about decisions. His personality is very odd and he seems almost bipolar. He is angry, then happy. Mad at someone, then suddenly forgets. These characteristics are much like a woman's on her period, but yes, he still is a guy yet not neccessarily gay.
That guy is such a Mangeena, acts like he's PMSing everyday.
by TropicyMarshmellow June 18, 2010
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managerial we

When a manager says "we" and means "you"
Bossman: We need to fix this
Wageslave: OK, should I set up a meeting for us?
Bossman: No, just do it. That was the "managerial we"; I meant "you"
by Randomdude11 November 22, 2013
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Managerial We

When a manager says "we" to their boss in reference to the work his/her subordinates did that he/she is taking credit for.
Subordinate: "Hey, I finished that project you asked me to do."
Manager: "Thanks, I'll let my boss know. Good work!"
Manager to Manager's Boss: "Hey, look at this thing we made, cool huh?"
Co-worker to Subordinate: "Hey, didn't you write that policy?"
Subordinate: "Yeah, that was a 'managerial we'."
Co-worker: "Snaked by the bossman again!"
by banzai_barracuda November 27, 2013
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Wrestling Manager

A girl who assists her high school wrestling team by doing (and not limited to) the following activities:

-Cleaning the mats every day before practice (I had to haul a bucket of water up and down two flights of stairs most of the time to dump out water and refill it with scalding hot water and bleach)
-Washing singlets and jackets (take inventory and organize them too)
-Fetching ice and performing first aid (do this at least ONCE a day)
-Organizing files for coaches
-Keep score (sometimes you have to work a table at a tournament, even if it isn't at your school and those can go for 5 hours, at most 8)
-Keep up with every single thing, including wrestlers' belongings sometimes.
-Be able to change the tape or battery in a video camera in 10 seconds flat.
-Tolerate sexual harassment
-Learn the hand signals of a referee and learn all wrestling moves so you know when the ref missed a take down, reversal, or whatever can get your wrestler more points.

It's not an easy job, but someone has to do it. Don't call us maids either. We handle your records and we can change them!

Warning: Wrestling managers tend to turn increasingly violent, physically stronger, and more balls than the average man. Also known to be able to wrestle very well if they wanted to, but the coaches need them more behind scenes. If approached by one, do NOT demean her position on the wrestling team. She will no doubt do standing peterson roll on you and then a banana split. Trust me, you don't want to know what that is.

It's typically best if managers didn't date wrestlers because if the relationship goes sour, the wrestler's performance might suffer and the girl might quit. Some coaches might even kick off the managers for such behavior. The rules are generally: "If I can't see it and neither of you are getting distracted, then I don't care."
Person: What's the point of being a wrestling manager?
Me: So they can focus on their performance and work.
Person: What do you do?
Me: Clean, organize, and keep track of stuff as well as score.
Person: So you're a maid?
Me: ...*throws sweaty singlet in their face* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? I WILL PIN YOUR ASS TO THIS DAMN FLOOR AND CLEAN IT WITH YOUR FACE!
Person: *pwned*
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General Manager

1. one who generally manages to be a fucking retard.

2. one who generally manages to make stupid decisions

3. one who generally manages to be a complete moron.
Ray Poulin is our General Manager at Best Buy.
by torn pantyhose December 9, 2008
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