Mexican Mallonee

When you use your own pee for bong water

Hank: “Oh no! The bong is out of water!”
Caz:”It’s okay, we can just do a Mexican Mallonee!”

by Fucklettuce November 19, 2019

Squanch-Mallow

When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.

Hey Chad can i borrow your Squanch-Mallow for the weekend?

by NJP777 February 12, 2021

Dirty Mallory and Blake

When u play with a girl and she plays with u

I’m get a dirty Mallory and Blake

by Ghendbdvd October 10, 2021

Mallory

Mallory is a handful of things one she is a huge bitch... that’s about it

That Mallory is mean

by That guy down the hall September 12, 2018

Mallori Scalzo

A young female living in Minooka, il, who is a beast singer, facebook addict, and cashiers LIKE NO OTHER at the local jewel osco. oh and david spinola is really cool.
also known as MAL SCALZ

hey, Mallori Scalzo is the example right now<.

by ninjadudeboy November 26, 2010

Mallo Cup

deceitful horrible tasting candy on the outside, in reality, pure robot food

Do you see that robot eating those mallo cups?

by Trebor H. November 29, 2011

Mallory's Ice Cream Day

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat

Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!

by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013