Muddy Susan

A basic white girl as a desert after a double penetration threesome/foursome/moresome with a gang of black guys.

Brimage rushed home to get some Muddy Susan after work.

by JLthaKing October 9, 2017

muddy tornado

when a man shits on a females stomach and blows on her chest to cool it down

eg thomas spence shits on georgia belford and blows it cold hayden carvell comes in and says hey dont muddy tornado my woman

by gooch 6969 November 23, 2014

muddy macaroni

a weird made up word made up by a weird person who wont follow ppl back

anyway you want to use muddy macaroni, it can be used.

by mel.z July 25, 2017

Muddy lean

lean that has multiple pills in it making look like there is sand in it.

Ayy Rory made some muddy lean for the party tonight.

by Fritzelfri February 2, 2019

muddy river

The act of punching a woman in the abdominal region after performing anal intercourse; causing a large volume of human waste to be thrust out in a liquid form.

I was fucking Cindy last night and I decided to give her the old Muddy River. Sadly, I had to get new sheets.

by OG Pueblo October 9, 2007

Muddy Buddy

After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of doo-doo butter still present on the penis, the act of sprinkling powdered sugar on said butt-butter and assertively ramming it down the woman's throat.
Inspired by the Chex snack, Muddy Buddies.

Last night I gave Kari the Muddy Buddy until her face turned Blue.

by Mr. Hill March 29, 2007

Muddy Pussy

A female who's vagina is very dirty and has a lingering fishy odor.

Tyrese- “Bro, did you smash Aaliyah Nelson?"

Mike- "I couldn’t, she has a Muddy Pussy."

Tyrese- "A whaaaa...?"

Mike- “A Muddy Pussy, it’s dirty & smells like shit!

by chanceofstormm December 9, 2021