momo headass

a girl her name is Valery. all F's, cusses out teachers, killer eye bags , has no friends, thinks she know how to fight but she doesn't and won't stop talking shit even after getting her ass beat. same shoe size and her mother. brings ramen noodles to school and eats them out of a bottles used for the gym. for p.e she wears a lifeguard t-shirt. has the shortest hair EVER but says its past her chest. her hair also looks like dried noodles. she beats the shit out of boys in her classes because they are "scared" of her. tells the english teacher to suck a d*ck and the history teacher that she isn't afraid of him. gets a referral everyday. doesn't wear socks nor tie her shoes. she also looks like a guinea pig. she tells people they smell like ass. lastly she thinks everyone is laughing with her when she cusses out people but we'er really laugh at her because she looks like a stupid b**ch .
valery be talkin shit

which valery, momo headass?
yes, ima bout to beat the shit outta her
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The UTAUloid who sang the theme for nyan cat.
did you know that Momone Momo sang that Nyan cat thing?
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Xjie Momo is the most SKINNIEST!!! Person shes jiafeis sister and her best friend they both attend possay high
Person 1: OMGGG !!! IS THAT XJIE MOMO JIAFEIS SISTER?!?!
Person 2: ya it is!! but jiafei is better..
Person 1: well shes more skiny! but jiafei deffinently has the better products!!
Person 2: i agree her cvm fixer product is sooo good
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Momo

A black-white mixed person with a beautiful face and a body of a greek god.
He also has a huge penis.
Could be chillin with everygirl he wants to but is also a loyal person
Jessy:"Have you Seen that mixed dude named Momo today ? He's soo freaking hot good dann he made me drippin."
Lisa:"Yas girl that nigga half black so ofcourse he hot. I heard he has a huge ass dick !
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some japanese statue that calls you and tells you to hurt yourself or it will kill kids and also exists so that OMG I CALLED MOMO AT 3AM HE MOLESTERED MY DOG OMG *GONE WRONG* can exist
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Mono is a creepy lady, originally a Japanese sculpture. The Momo Challenge, however, is a whole other story!! That I will not say... SORRY!!
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MOMO!!!!!
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