Miami

1)Miami = place the rest of the country/ world wishes they could live
2)Miami = very few people know how to properly drive, yet everyone will talk to you as if they are experts
3)Miami = so much stuff to do that you don't know where to begin
4)Miami = coolest city in Florida
5)Miami = everyone wants a Republican in office to lower taxes on the rich, to then blame tax increases on the Democrats who don't have anything to do with local politics
6)Miami = better than your city

1)Man, I'm going to Miami this summer!

2)(Driving at 80mph, talking to you on a cell phone) Man, I'm on the Palmetto, and let me tell you people are idiots! They're indicating and swerving left and right through their lanes; hold on, I have to cut-off 4 cars to get off on this exit

3) A) What are you doing tonight?
B) Concert, football game, movies, beach, clubs, friend's getty, or trip to the keys?? TOO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM!

4) (Teenager in Pensacola) Man, I wish we were more Miami-ish. (Redneck father, playing banjo) Wudjuw sai? Gadamnit, if ya wuna leive, den wuhy dun'tcha? Gudfo nutin' udiot!

5)I just can't believe we don't have a sufficient number of police officers, fire rescue, and staff at Jackson Memorial Hospital! I must call Nigel on his GPS-Satellite phone, he's in Barbados for the weekend, Timothy. Hello, Nigel, can you believe those Democrats in Washington screwed us over again? No, no I'm not drunk. No, no I'm not in the helicopter. Okay, now I'm in the helicopter. Talk to you tomorrow.

6) Miami is so much better than us (said by resident of any other city).

by Juanito Papitolindo June 1, 2005

miami university

A great university known for its beautiful campus, business school, and attractive women with questionable morals. It is a fantastic place to spend four years and well-respected amongst future employers from almost any field. Many people speak negatively of the University either because they can't gain admission, can't afford it, or they go to a university in Ohio that won't get them a job when they graduate. In any case, it has its problems, as does any school, such as over-privileged students with no concept of money or the real world. However, it has many students that are paying for school with loans and hard work. Also, it is the quintessential college campus.

Miami University is the best university in Ohio.

by Redhawks January 11, 2007

Miami Heat

NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here

Zo was with the Heat before.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Miami Meathead

Those rich tan, muscular men who hang around the Miami bars, luring in the equally overly sun exposed women of the area. these meatheads can usually be found sporting a rolex and awful haircut.

Christina was itching to escape the wrath of one of the most notorious Miami Meatheads- Joey.

by ChrstinaSailer July 23, 2010

The Square, South Miami Heights, FL

"The Square" is a tiny, yet locally famous and ghetto sub-neighborhood in South Miami Heights, FL. It is bordered by SW 192nd st. to the south, SW 190th st. to the north, SW 113th pl. to the west, and SW 112th ave. to the east. The Square is directly north of Miami Southridge Senior High School. It is also home to Solid Rock Baptist Church and also Richmond Perrine Optimist Club. It is also right by Southridge Park. The Square's population is about 465. It is about 74% Black and 26% Hispanic, White, or Other. The Square doesn't get the best of reputations with regards to safety, but different people will say different things. I am not fully sure how safe or unsafe The Square is. But, The Square is a unique micro-ghetto area with architecture that is unique to The South Miami Heights area and i personally like it there and have friends from there. The Square has it's name "The Square" because if you look on Google Maps in Satellite mode, you see that this neighborhood makes the shape of a square. I got the Demographic info. from City Data.com.

Yo dawg, lets go chill in "The Square". Cuz dats ma hood.

I live in "The Square, South Miami Heights, FL".

by BigM2390 KO May 25, 2013

Miami Steve

Cool guy. Nickname of rock musician/DJ/Sopranos star/E Street Band member Steven Van Zandt. Also known as Little Steven. He got the nick name "Miami Steve" because he'd been to Miami about once at that point...

See "Little Steven", "E Street Band", "Jimmy Cliff", "Southside Johnny", "Gary U.S. Bonds", "Sopranos", "Disciples of Soul", "Underground Garage"...

Example doesn't use the word Miami Steve, apparently. Of course not, this is just the example, not the title.

by O.G. WILLAKER October 24, 2005

miramar beach

This is where the true hardcore beach party people go.
Fuck henderson beach, or the jettys. i mean, who the hell wants to see a bunch of rocks?

Surfside, all three majestic suns, ariel dunes, grand dunes, edgewater, sandestin, hilton, empress, maravilla, leeward key. THE WHALES TAIL! Thousands of drunk tourists all come together to have a good time.

everyone from everywhere in the country comes to vacation where we live. destin, niceville, fwb, and freeport can all suck it when they say they live on the beach, because the real pimps actually reside in miramar beach.

Sceezer 1: You know, they say destin is a cool place to go during spring break...lots of hot local guys and poppin clubs.

Yea well were actually going to miramar beach, which is the best part of "destin"

by cslakka November 25, 2009