miracle-gazillor

The real name for the so called 'food-processor'.

Thanks for the miracle-gazillor mom and dad! It's just what I wanted for Christmas! It's not as cool as my choppy-chop (the real name for the so called 'slap-chop' device), but I love it!

by mockme December 24, 2012

National Miracle Day

A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia

Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

Miracle

A God-fearing righteous person who has an amazing personality, is absolutely breathtaking and marvelously and wonderfully made

miracle is a great person

by qwertyhuj April 14, 2023

Miracle potion

Doctor Mike's new definition of Detox, a miracle potion.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, did you see that new detox smoothie on TikTok?"
Guy 2:"You mean that stupid miracle potion? Please, it doesn't do anything."

by unfortunate anemo August 14, 2024

Miracle

What is a miracle?

Darin is! Darin is THE miracle.

by nikkithedarinfan April 26, 2022

Miracle Fry

The Miracle Fry is the holy grail of fries. It is the full size fry you find in the bottom of a fast food bag after finishing your meal.

Daniel: mmhmm that was some good food

*peers into fast food bag*

Daniel: omg, I found a miracle fry!

by StringsEh April 18, 2021

Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.

"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"

by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019