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milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.
Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005
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by Lucas April 24, 2005
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miles

miles is the most ambitious, outgoing, hilarious, humble, brilliant person you will ever meet. his heart pure and genuine so you can always count on him to be there. always. he will not only listen to whatever you have to say, but he will also make an extensive effort to make you laugh after you've just poured your heart out to him. not to mention his killer taste in music. I mean really, its crazy how many playlists you can create just out of songs that miles recommends. oh also, he has gorgeous eyes. miles is a weirdo too. the GIFs he sends at 3 am are beyond creepy and sometimes a little disturbing but its all part of his charm. also, did I mention that miles is CRAZY smart. now he doesn't give off the vibe of the boy who takes advanced classes and passes them with flying colors but let me just tell you a secret about him, the boy reads books FOR FUN!! and not little comic books or books about soccer, no, like "The Great Expectation." he gets a 4.3 GPA and acts like its no big deal even though he's a freshman taking geometry. the boy is talented all around. but thats just miles for you.
miles is one of my best friends. I have no idea what I'd do without him.
by CruzLover6969 August 2, 2019
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Miles is a nice and kind guy. He was one of my first crush’s. He has a AMAZING sense of humor and mad me laugh all the time he is a really smart guy and a really funny person he is basically the love of my life and he will probably be yours to
Amelia:Hey who was that I think I have a crush on him

Rose:Ohh that’s miles he’s really nice
by Took ghgc December 10, 2019
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Michaelas mother is one fine ass milf
by jerry April 2, 2004
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stiflers mum
by luke benson May 1, 2003
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Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck
"Zoe's such a MILF"

Note - a hot Black mama would be considered as a "chocolate MILF" ;-)
by OldsVistaCruiser December 28, 2005
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