Manchestered

When a very large and heavy man sits on your chest so you can't move.
I was wrestling with Jack and then he Manchestered me.
by ManlyManchesterMan April 30, 2020
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Manchester

Other Word for smooth, clean or slick.
-Omg his clothes are so Manchester

-Holy shit that Dude is fucking Manchester

-Oh yeah, just look at him
by Pappa Nord January 31, 2017
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Manchester

A beautiful place in West England with lovely sea views and only a half an hour drive from Wales! A must see spot for all tourists
Lets go to Manchester for the holidays!
by Yoongisreal1 December 31, 2021
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Manchester

A word Cody from Iowa made up in 2011
Person 1: “I’m gonna punch you in the face
Person 2: “Manchester”
by JustFactz May 25, 2022
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Manchester

When someone claims they can, will, could or would do something and another person calls Manchester the original party must perform said action or get an eyebrow notch.
Person 1-matt is such an idiot

Matt- hey that hurt my feelings im going to cry
Person 1- Manchester

Matt- begins to cry because he was machestered or else he would get eyebrow notch
by Dolapatsn March 21, 2020
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Manchester

Shit boring city, only famous for 2 football teams that are either shit or just money merchants.
Insane Man: “wanna go to Manchester?”

Sane man “Fuck no
by ZKILD_real August 07, 2023
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Manchester

A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within either 24 hours or within a mutually agreed upon time frame, otherwise punishable with an open hand slap to the face. However if the Manchestered individual succeeds, they are then allowed to slap the individual who put the Manchester into motion. So Manchester with care.

Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda
Example 1:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)
by illyvilly September 24, 2019
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