When your about to blow your load from getting a girl in the ass, repeatedly bigin donkey punching her until her ass can't get any tighter and it is nearly impossible to get your dick to pull out.
Fred: Dude, I lost my dick last night in her ass!
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
by the mexi and whitie November 30, 2006
How a person is addressed when they act in the extreme of being a chad. The epitome of thinking they are "all that".
one who always cockblocks and other asshole-ish things.
Also, this person can be a friend who is just acting slightly childish. The term can be used creatively
one who always cockblocks and other asshole-ish things.
Also, this person can be a friend who is just acting slightly childish. The term can be used creatively
John: Hey bro wanna go hang?
Alex: Nah man i just wanna hang and pick up the ladies....
John: from your room?
Alex: yeah
John: Okay Chadeus Maximus, gtfo
Alex: Nah man i just wanna hang and pick up the ladies....
John: from your room?
Alex: yeah
John: Okay Chadeus Maximus, gtfo
by juanathinperez June 17, 2010
1) A condition in which one who's gunt is so big that in fact, it may be the biggest and/or ugliest gunt that the observer of the gunt owner has seen in his or her lifetime.
2) In a Gunt Crew, the one who's Gunt is the largest of the whole crew.
See Also:
"Gunt Crew"
2) In a Gunt Crew, the one who's Gunt is the largest of the whole crew.
See Also:
"Gunt Crew"
In a conversation between 2 people:
Person A: Whoa! Who invited the Gunt Crew over there?
Person B: Yeah, check out Guntimus Maximus on the right. Gross. Lets go gunt punt them all and tell them to leave our party.
Person A: Whoa! Who invited the Gunt Crew over there?
Person B: Yeah, check out Guntimus Maximus on the right. Gross. Lets go gunt punt them all and tell them to leave our party.
by Jazo116 June 14, 2009
This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.
The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
by mTracy June 24, 2007
" I have a real pain in my glutimus maximus!"
by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006
hertakiss maximus. is a bum or homeless person who so banged up, they are the worst looking person you've ever seen.
by yam bag December 09, 2006
A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle
1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?
Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job
Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?
Aaron:Yea its rough
2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job
Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?
Aaron:Yea its rough
2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
by mcdizz November 28, 2009