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Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
by SCL-SL March 5, 2009
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LumberJack

There is said to only be one ever to have existed.

And it's name is frej.

There is a legend that frej has chopped down every tree that was in his home country called Woodvia
by Frej's friend the tree grower February 25, 2019
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To lumberjack

A sexual act where two individuals enter a third individual from both ends, pulling the third individual back and forth as if a two person saw.
He nudged me, and said ‘’I’d really like to lumberjack her with you
by Showpurple70 November 24, 2017
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Lumberjacking

Placing a woman on all fours while one man enters from the doggy position and the other man enters her mouth
James and I were lumberjacking Sara last night and it was the best! We had her on all fours and I was going at her from the back and James was getting head.
by James’s friend October 14, 2022
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lumberjack

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents'.
by Sexydimma March 10, 2015
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LumberJack man

A big granola boy, but with an axe.
I want a lumberjack man who can pick me up and swing me like his axe.
by aintnoway November 16, 2022
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Lumberjack

When a girl is so foul she makes your wood go away.
That girl Becca sure is a lumberjack. Every time I see her my wood goes away.
by Finger dog 2 June 2, 2023
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