long island summers

Jones beach concerts
Long summer night with your best friends

The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every

Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis

The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough

The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends

You don’t have to worry about what you look like
by Kaylel January 06, 2019
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long beach islander

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.
I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.
by Islander88 July 10, 2021
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long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)
The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.
by How Mal May 03, 2016
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The Goats of long island

The superior group of Goats from the amazing place we all know, Long island. The home of japs and fbois but also the best sport in the world.... Lacrosse. The goats include kobri14 danilax smesco cbcavs. They are high class Goats who are better than everyone else. Their insta page is amazing. @thegoatsoflongisland. The Goats are amazing. As the merrick kids know “Kobri14 the goat from the start, she’ll pull up steal your man then break his heart” whoever rapped this is a LEGEND
Wow the Goats of Long Island are so cool i wish i could be them!!
by tgoli September 29, 2018
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long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.
Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.
by Little stumpy January 15, 2020
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Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar
by Jennakranks May 06, 2016
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Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.
“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine
by asbesito May 05, 2023
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