ligerize

To hybridize any two sexual positions/techniques, forming a new, often difficult, coupling.

Kevin really wanted to impress his new lady, so he decided to ligerize the 'jelly doughnut' with the 'dirty sanchez' to form the 'jelty doughchez'.

by Tobasco October 2, 2006

lingerie laydown

A ridiculous pancake in football. One where you end up on top of the defender with their legs flying up the air. The ultimate block.

Eric had so many lingerie laydowns that he practically raped the poor kid.

by Joefoe89 September 14, 2007

Lingering Leg

The newest, coolest dance. You jump on one leg, kicking up the other at the same time.

"Look at that girl! She is doing the lingering leg!"

by lingeringleggirl December 6, 2009

Liger Blood

Liger Blood, in and of itself, is just a step above Tiger blood. It is said to occur only once every thousand years. It occurs when one's power level reaches over 9000. At that point the person levels up, granting them either liger blood, or their own little dinosaur named Betty. Only two people have been recorded to have chosen liger blood. One being Jesus, the other being Chuck Norris.

Liger blood is unable to be examplified.

by NinjaAxxis May 2, 2011

birdcage liner

A newspaper you don't like. See puppy trainer.

The New York Times used to be the Newspaper of Record. Now it's a birdcage liner.

by octopod April 20, 2006

Ghost Lingerer

Person who comes to your apartment and stays in your room even despite being unwanted. Initiates conversation then disappears when you turn around to respond. These guys are annoying as shit. They never leave. They bug me out.

Ghost lingerer walks into victim's apartment:
"Hey, can I use your computer?"
"No."
"Okay, thanks. I'll install my video game on it and play it for 9 hours straight."
"Lingerer, man. L-I-N-G-E-R-E-R. Bugs me out!"

by Chet Hendar March 6, 2009

Lingerie

Attractive women's undergarment's used to turn guy's on before sex

Chad : Hey Michelle do you mind if I come over to your place this weekend the wifey and brats are visiting her grandma and I hate to sleep alone?
Michelle : Sure Chad I don't mind my bed's been lonely since I kicked Mark out plus I have some new Lingerie I got from Victoria's Secret ive been dying to show off!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna rub my face all over that Lingerie of yours then i'll fill your little pussy up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Well then I better take two birth control pills!
Chad : Better take three just to be safe!
Michelle : So care it I join you in your office and give you a blowjob?
Chad : Oh baby that would be wonderful i'll fill your mouth up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Awesome I haven't had lunch yet!
Steve : Wow Mark sounds like Michelle is going to have Chad over this weekend and model some of her new Lingerie for him then he's gonna fill her up with gallons of cum!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Oh Mark don't cry you can come over to my place this weekend I can model some of the Lingerie I stold from Chad's wife then you can fill my asshole up with gallons of cum! (wink)
Mark : HELP!!!!
Steve : Oh Mark don't run away ive got silky panties on you can rub your dick on them if you want!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018