ligma 

Ligma is a joke that is like the deez nuts where somebody says that somebody has ligma and another person says what's ligma and then they say the joke. For example the joke when fortnite streamer ninja had fans say to him that he had ligma and some people turned it into a death hoax. Making the joke sound like they're saying lick-ma-balls.

Adam: Hey did you hear that Ninja died of ligma?
Tim: What's ligma?
Adam: LIGMABALLS!!!!!!

ligma by SuperTurdle2562 August 19, 2018

Ligma 

Ligma Balls

Ligma

Whats Ligma?
Ligma Balls

Ligma by imsaddness August 19, 2018

Ligma 

The act of someone licking your nuts

I've got to go home because I have ligma when asked what ligma is you say ligma nuts bitch

Ligma by NutsNcider August 20, 2018

Ligma 

Ligma is a disease that can be obtained from gaming, these games are included as Pubg,Fortnite, and H1z1. Ligma is a disease in which the gamer, playing on one of the said games, obtains from losing, this “losing” activates and chemical in ur brain called “Losidine” which this chemical can create you to have severe anxiety, this increases the heart rate and sweating, making you more prone to a fever. Other symptoms can be heart attacks, panic attacks, passing out, self starving, and loss of breathe. Only known cure is a single chemical Called Winner(WN) this chemical can be self obtained by also continuelsy playing the game and winning which releases happiness curing Ligma.

David got ligma by losing 100 games of fortnite in a row, he had to stay home today

Ligma by RealShitListenToit August 20, 2018

Ligma 

A non-existent disease that commonly effects Fortnite players. It is very severe and you will surely die if diagnosed with ligma.

Ben: Oh my God!! Ninja has ligma. He's gonna die!!
Jerry: Nooo!! I loved Ninja, he's the best Fortnite player ever!!

Ligma by AutisticLemon August 23, 2018

Ligma 

The joke term that is used to fool people by saying "Ligma" as in a medical term or any kind of term that is suppose to mean: "Lick my"

Guy: Hey dude, your doctor called me, and he told me you have ligma, i'm so sorry
Friend: My doctor? wait, what's Ligma?
Guy: Ligma balls

Ligma by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

Ligma 

A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.

Dr Panpitadatabatagata: You.. have Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww man you got me 🤣
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: But actually for real tho you could die rn

Ligma by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018