Ligma

A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.

Dr Panpitadatabatagata: You.. have Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww man you got me 🤣
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: But actually for real tho you could die rn

by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018

Ligma

Lig-ma

Noun

1. Disease found by Tyler Blevins in the 1900's, most known for spreading to Twitch Streamers.
"It is also known as Elajigmnia, in latin terms."

2. A way to greet a person in agony.
"Ligma sir!"
"Ligma what?"

"Ligma"
"Ligma what?"
"Lijim Baels, is the right answer Mr. Blevins."
-Blevins failed in science, then had the disease in the Summer of 2018."

by Leidgima-Bawelson September 12, 2018

Ligma

NINJA NINJA NINJA!

Ninja has ligma balls

by suk_mike_hok September 13, 2018

LIGMA

A Fictional disease that was created for the sake of a meme, in a meme spectrum, it was commonly used to people thinking that LIGMA is caused by Fortnite, in a Bad pun for a sentence, or in fake documentaries.

-LIGMA is fictional, there is nothing to worry about unless it is confirmed to be real by researchers.

-A epidemic of LIGMA has been reported in the late 2017...

-What is LIGMA?
-LIGMA-ballz

by imortimortalheavy12alheavy12 September 17, 2018

Ligma

A disease that killed twitch streamer "Ninja" on camera as he was playing "fortnite".

Bob - Did you hear that ninja died of ligma?
Bill - Whats ligma?
Bob - L I G M A BALLS!!!
Bill - *Cries*

by Xxx_SwagOldmeme_FUCKYOU September 25, 2018

ligma

ligama balls

hey sally you got ligma

by uncle drewww September 26, 2018

Ligma

A deadly disease of the BOFA family, known to kill fortnut streamers. Famous streamer Ninja’s life was taken by this disease.

Ligma what?
Ligma balls!
Strange screech

by Arrowedpig September 26, 2018