by Cornelius Stonefist September 14, 2006
by alexdevious_ll6 November 05, 2007
Refers to the recently developed Hoffsicle, a life-like popsicle in the shape of David Hasselhoff. Licking Hoff which is apparently more popular in Europe than in the U.S., consists of licking this life-like Hoffsicle until your heart is content. A pleasant raspberry flavor is hopefully all you'll taste when you "lick the hoff."
by Procrastinating Philosopher July 04, 2011
"Bro, im getting my ass licked by elden ring right now. malenia is destroying me, not in a sexual way."
"bro why did you specify that? and doesn't her boots have individual toes?"
"bro why did you specify that? and doesn't her boots have individual toes?"
by JupiterCoyote July 06, 2022
You know David, once Madison (the horse girl) licked Sakura and they started moaning in class. Be careful if your tongue accidentally makes contact with Sakura for they have a licking kink.
by SakuraSets March 29, 2021
a person who is an industrial strength ass-kisser. they figure, whle they're down there, they might as well give a full crack tongue job from bow to stern, just to notarize the event.
While Ernie was kissing the supervisor's full ass, he gave a big lick since it was close to evaluation time.
by bruce st.asiuk November 24, 2005
by TWill94 July 25, 2018