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Ivy League Rowing Team

An orgy of sorts involving five men, one woman and a bullhorn. One man, the Coxswain, stands and receives oral sex while directing the other members of the orgy with the bullhorn, "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Hard right etc." The woman giving the coxswain head is also being done from behind by the anchor man. This forms an H position. Another man lies under the woman on a triangular sex pillow and has vaginal sex with her (alternative: he can be hanging from her like a sloth). On each side of the woman is another man who receive handjobs from her while she is getting done from behind, beneath and blowing the Coxswain--hence the dircetions he gives, "Stroke, Stroke..."
"I was at a frat party last night and saw your girlfriend as the middle member of an Ivy League Rowing Team, I couldn't look away! She was getting it in the ass the pussy blowing some guy and jacking two others off. Sorry bro."
by Chet Rockwood August 15, 2009
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Rugby League

A game that is enjoyed by men who love men. There are many opportunities to shove your head into your teammates anus, many players just like to sniff each others privates. 'Reach arounds' are also permitted in the rules and actively encouraged at the formation of each scrum. This game is no fun for spectators and very few actually attend games.

Players are encouraged to fall over every couple of meters and make a rutting action, other players are then encouraged to hug them, this goes on and on ad infenitum until a player falls over beyond a white line. This is an excuse for more hugging then all of the fellows retire to the dressing sheds to share a beer and a single bar of soap.
John Hopoate ,expert rugby league exponent
Ian Roberts, typical rugby league exponent
by Tonk66 July 31, 2011
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premier league

Used to describe something as being of the highest quality.
"Oh that is Premier League. Ten on ten."
by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005
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Hop on league

A phrase that trannies use to communicate between each other.

Trannies can also use this phrase to request hardcore anal penetration.
Fag1: Want to hop on league?
Fag2: Sure! Got the lube?
by TranHunter June 22, 2021
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League of Extraordinary Genitals

The greatest fantasy football league of all time. Its creator Rob Clemens made this league after being tired of "Mr. Nice Guy" leagues around the world. As a member of LEG, you are incouraged to bash on each other at will. And take as many low blows as possible. "The League" on FX is a total rip off of this amazing league formed in 2007. Not everyone has what it takes to make it through a season of with these assholes.
Vagina A: "Anyone can be in our league and not get their feelings hurt. It's nothing like the League of Extraordinary Genitals"

Vagina B: "Great, cause when I cry I gain weight. Due to the gravy tears"
by Runt Bear December 1, 2011
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Lauge

Excessive laughing, to crack up. Pronouced "lawje" (in a french accent).
That made me lauge!
I'm laugeing!
Random things made me lauge!
by laugeinggirl July 19, 2009
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Burger league

A place where Pessidog ran away because his daddies ESPN and Bleacher Report reside here. He was spotted just yesterday farming against some KKK members in Dallas
"Where is pessidog, I've not seen him in Paris"
"Oh guess what, he went to scare and farm against the KKK members in the burger league"
"Oh, make sure to tell FIFA to give him his humble d'or and burger d'or or he'll wipe out Curaçao and retire"
by honest pessidog fan August 8, 2023
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