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Laura is the biggest gobshite you will ever meet, she never knows when to call it a day and can drink like nobody you have met before. She can usually be found with a white powder ring round her nose and speaking in her own language. She lives for the sesh but is a great friend even if she is a crackhead. Would always share her bag with you and lend a shoulder to cry on.
I’m gonna get absolutely Laura’s tonight
Laura by Sgsisnshsj November 22, 2021
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A short girl, around the height of 5 foot give it take 3 inches that is typically associated with the church of the latter day saints. Her parents think she is a good kid but she is actually a professional soaker who has perfected her craft over years of practice
Laura is soaking in the cruiser
Laura by BigNinjaFan69 November 22, 2021
The alcoholic mom from next door. She'll out drink you any night of the week, if you start drinking at 11am that is.
Do you know where Laura is?
She got sectioned mate.
Laura by Dysontyson November 22, 2021
When she is 16/17/18/19/20 she is the dumbest pussy ass bitch you will ever know. When she turns 30 she will get upset by everything, but she will be adorable to their friends
Laura by anonymous November 22, 2021
When she is 16/17/18/19/20 she is the dumbest pussy ass bitch you will ever know. When she turns 30 she will get upset by everything, but she will be adorable to their friends
Laura by anonymous November 22, 2021
Laura is an earth angel, a goddess in human form. Very intelligent, smart, sassy, and sexy. Laura is an independent soul does not need you but you definitely need her in your life. When Laura moves on from your life you will miss her. Laura will not put up with fake tired ass people, and is not afraid to put you in your place. Will talk shit to your face and leave you breathless for more!
Female veterans are pretty, Laura is a lean mean fighting marine don't mess with her.
Laura by LRS1 November 23, 2021
That one chill friend who has good style in clothes,music and boys.she is friends with everyone and everyone loves her. She likes that one blonde guy with blue eyes and her friends always joke about that! She is pretty confident but gets jealous when she sees uglier girls stealing her manz. She's quiet at home and thats the reason se acts crazy at school. She thinks no boy ever liked her or likes her and she is also a good kisser when it comes to the blonde guy ;). If you have a Laura in your life keep her! she will always make you feel better when youre down and always finds a funny comeback for people!
friend 1: Oh hey its the blonde guy! call Laura
friend 2: lets bump laura into him!
Laura: On god just leave me alone
Laura by laubostraki November 23, 2021