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Tinder Lag

When you have so many Tinder matches that it lags your phone and you can't send messages to anyone. Must have greater than 10,000 matches or you won't ever experience it. Only Alpha males or huge slu's reach Tinder Lag status.
Bro, I've had hard Tinder Lag ever since passing 11,005 matches
by Big Titted Grandma September 25, 2018
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Lag Fag

A scroller or flooder in an online chat room. Someone that sends large amounts of text to lag others on the same server.
Dude, that lag fag just crashed the server connection!
by Dakota January 28, 2005
mugGet the Lag Fagmug.

Lag Slag

Female companion which is often phoned to meet up for casual sex when drunk or (lagging)...

The Lag Slag is often lacking in attractiveness and happy oblige as she is doesn't often get laid.

No means of contact is then made to the lag slag until you are lagging again.
Q.What did you do last night bruv?

A. Got pissed up and met my Lag slag..
by George a Johnson July 15, 2007
mugGet the Lag Slagmug.

drug lag

A disruption of sleep patterns caused by the inability to sleep one night due to the prolonged or excessive use of certain drugs, typically stimulants such as speed or coffee.

Similar to jet lag, only much harder to explain to loved ones.
"I did some speed on Saturday night. Now it's 6 am on Tuesday morning, and my drug lagged self is posting some stupid definition on UrbanDictionary.com."
by TwiceBjørn™ January 17, 2005
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Lag Fag

A man that realizes he is gay halfway through the life cycle of a typical American Male. This person will usually come out of the closet after they have already had children and a stable Career. The rest is nothing but pure akwardness.
Me: Dude John Travolta is gay!!!
You: Yeah, I know, its like when a gamer with bad internet who takes 7 seconds to shoot
Me: Yeah he's lagging big time in his gayness
You: Lol, what a lag fag
by itsdoubleD January 17, 2011
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slow lag

A type of lag usually involved with gaming when your computer is experiencing slow frame due to your computer not having fast enough processing power. It's an easy way to define which lag you are having with out saying "My computer is lagging cause it's old or something".
Zach: Man, i'm lagging so bad.
Jonathan: What lag are you having?
Zach: Slow lag
by Treeh3ro January 24, 2017
mugGet the slow lagmug.

Cabbage Lag

Similar to itis, cabbage lag is the state of lethargy from a large amount of Irish food.
Jimmy ate like four plates of corn beef and cabbage, now he's got some SEVERE cabbage lag.
by Cabbagebuddy March 17, 2010
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