The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.

Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect

by Kj7770 November 21, 2023

You know kris kristofferson?

Well i am piss pissofferson

You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.

by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023

National Bully Kris Day

This is a national holiday in which anyone can bully or verbally use their friends called Kris.

“National Bully Kris Day is a nation wide holiday which takes place every Monday.”

by KrisHater123 December 4, 2023

Kris

Some christian dude that is obsessed with Jesus and christianity,
He is a huge nuisance to his workers, basically, He is a complete idiot, especially to non-christian People.

Hey Bob, Have You Heard Of Kris?
Yes, He is A Dumb Bitch!

by Rursus October 25, 2019

Kris

A sigma chad with an unimaginable amount of power. Gets all the ladies. Very sexy and gets people from multiple genders.

Man 1 - Look at that kris over there.
Man 2 - I wish I could get as many ladies as him :(

by Sparkyu October 19, 2021

kri

a very beautiful person with a kind heart.

"Yeah I love kri. She is amazing"

by moonbow.com September 8, 2021

Kris Folsom

The act of masterbating at work in the bathroom.

Zach: Hey bro! Why did you lose your job today?
Conner: because I totally got caught trying to Kris Folsom!
Zach: Thats fucked up!

by Bluedevil84 August 16, 2021