kris

perma virgin brony who tries to pay e girls to crush his skull with their thighs

that creep kris hit my up for feet pics again

by heylistenhey July 25, 2019

kris

kris is so fucking hto for real, I love kris their dick drags for miles. my little bubba wubba pookie dookie snookie kristoefur coloumbus. id let them colonize me again for real

Holy shit who was that?
That was a Kris, you're so lucky to have seen one :3

by celesticles September 1, 2023

Kris

A verb, originating on tiktok by ‘@kardashiandramadaily’, to Kris someone is filming a ‘normal’ video and then switching to a sped up video of Kris Jenner dancing to the P!NK song ‘Lady Marmelade’

Oh no! That is the fourth video in a row I’ve been Krissed 😭

by krisjennerofficial June 13, 2022

The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.

Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect

by Kj7770 November 21, 2023

kris

stupid blonde kid that sits infront of me in ela. doesnt know how to shut up. ugly. really annoying. sometimes wish i could switch seats with someone so i dont have to listen to him talk a lot anymore. really loud. wish he would fly to the moon and never come back

this boy is annoying, so call him a kris

by hvilee December 6, 2021

Kris

Some christian dude that is obsessed with Jesus and christianity,
He is a huge nuisance to his workers, basically, He is a complete idiot, especially to non-christian People.

Hey Bob, Have You Heard Of Kris?
Yes, He is A Dumb Bitch!

by Rursus October 25, 2019

kri

a very beautiful person with a kind heart.

"Yeah I love kri. She is amazing"

by moonbow.com September 8, 2021