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kris gu

put me in a fucking prison cell IN DISCORD
kris gu was being salty and locked me in prison
by Meshteg? November 2, 2020
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Kris

A verb, originating on tiktok by ‘@kardashiandramadaily’, to Kris someone is filming a ‘normal’ video and then switching to a sped up video of Kris Jenner dancing to the P!NK song ‘Lady Marmelade’
Oh no! That is the fourth video in a row I’ve been Krissed 😭
by krisjennerofficial June 13, 2022
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Kris glaser

A pro fisherman that catches massive pussy on that red tube pole
Damn you giving me kris glaser vibes
by FortniteGuy1534 January 21, 2022
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Kris

a gay chick who is a stoner mechanic lesbian that listens to lil peep
yo kris is such an emo
by k4is October 4, 2022
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Kris

Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.
Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.

Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!

Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.

Kris: Moooo!
by Luigimax14 May 16, 2022
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Kris Bry-aint very good

An expression used to express your knowledge of the fact that Kris Bryant is a massive overrated douchbag on a terrible contract for a shit team.
Another strickout!? Holey shit Kris Bry-aint very good!
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Kri-RP

Pronounced: "kree-ar-pee".
Noun. A form of behavior that occurs when the subject engages in and is accused of engaging in ERP (erotic role play) and subsequently denies participation although the burden of proof (e.g. logs, witness testimonies, and patterns of behavior) is stacked against them.
Friend 1: Hey have you seen Mark?
Friend 2: I sent him a direct message - he said he is role-playing right now and doesn't know when he'll be done. He won't tell me where he is because he says it's "against the rules".
Friend 2: Ahh, shit, here we go again. He must be doing some kri-RP.
by Lansky83 April 10, 2022
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