#1) He got all them other players on they knees. He's Kobe Bryant
#2) 35ppg.? That dudes, Kobe Bryant
#2) 35ppg.? That dudes, Kobe Bryant
by Christopher Paul May 30, 2008
Get the Kobe Bryantmug. Noun.
A ridiculously expensive ring, preferably with an extremely rare diamond mined from the abyss of the earth that costs several million dollars, used to appease one's wife after an uncovered affair.
A ridiculously expensive ring, preferably with an extremely rare diamond mined from the abyss of the earth that costs several million dollars, used to appease one's wife after an uncovered affair.
Tiger Woods: "Oh God. My wife is going to kill me when she finds out!"
Kobe: "Brotha, you need a Kobe Rock."
Kobe: "Brotha, you need a Kobe Rock."
by TheCrimson December 5, 2009
Get the Kobe Rockmug. by Carlitos July 16, 2008
Get the Kobe-esquemug. by Kyuss November 9, 2003
Get the Kobe Hatchmug. Kobe Envist: Kobe is a ball hog.
Saoud: Are you fucking stupid?
Kobe Envist: Well did you know he raped a girl?
Saoud: No he didnt he was proved innocent.
Kobe Envist: Jordan/Lebron is way better then Kobe.
Saoud: Holy Shit you have one of the worst cases of Kobe Envy I have ever seen.
Saoud: Are you fucking stupid?
Kobe Envist: Well did you know he raped a girl?
Saoud: No he didnt he was proved innocent.
Kobe Envist: Jordan/Lebron is way better then Kobe.
Saoud: Holy Shit you have one of the worst cases of Kobe Envy I have ever seen.
by #66 Saoud September 13, 2009
Get the Kobe Envymug. (Ko-bee Fa-ool) Noun - An over reaction of a situation, much so acting like a victim, in order to draw something for their own benefit.
Made popular by Kobe Bryant in which he shoots a J, lifts his knee into the defender - drawing contact (forced by Kobe), and then acting like he was fouled once the ball leaves his hand. Which typically, the referees do fall for it.
Made popular by Kobe Bryant in which he shoots a J, lifts his knee into the defender - drawing contact (forced by Kobe), and then acting like he was fouled once the ball leaves his hand. Which typically, the referees do fall for it.
by Glyman June 10, 2009
Get the Kobe Foulmug. A term used for fans of Kobe Bryant (known for rape in colorado)who dont neccessarily like the Lakers, just Kobes balls in their mouth. They are usually wrong, and homo, and are easy to own on message boards.
by fatwood31 April 10, 2009
Get the Kobe Kidmug.