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keltey is a really meow meow person
by keltey October 8, 2021
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Kelten

Kelten is a good guy for the most part. But he can be very annoying. He's popular in the sense of close friends and family. He dosent open up to people easily. He's very sassy. He has a little brain with a lot of dumb ideas and some times it explodes and that's never good. Kelten is very stubborn when his minds on something he'll never budge if he wants something so good luck.
Kelten stop being annoying Please be normal for once. Shut up kelten.
by Lit everyday September 12, 2017
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Kayten

Snaggle tooth bitch, Horrible friend to everyone.
Jumps into drama then gets her ass beat.
Ugly as the fuck.
Talks like she has a dick caught in the back of her throat.
Hated by many, and shit starter.
by TossMySalad January 22, 2008
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Keates

Another word for Wanker. To Keates is basically to Wank.
Johns gone for a Keates
"That boys a Keates"
by Repta777 August 3, 2009
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Kester

The term used when you waqnt to describe someone who loves power and craves it and misues it. A Kester is also someone who is stereotypically weird. They usually like weird things such as how the aerodynamics of an aeroplane impact upon the air speed of a boeing 747 when you take into considerstion the altitude and fuel economy as well as flight plan on route to a Southern Atlantic island while the pilot is experiencing G Force 6. This makes a Kester a keen member of the RAF regiment. A kester also loves to help others out, such as putting chairs out for assembly or telling people to do their top buttons up or putting people in a DT. All of these things gives a Kester enormous satisfaction and it serves as a reminder to other people that a Kester is in charge, sort of like a dictatorship. Among other things, a Kester takes enormous pleasure and enjoyment from standing in front of 600 freezing cold school children on an open tarmaced area and shouting orders at them, sort of like what happened in the 1920's. This form of corporal punishment is given the friendlier name of 'marching' as decided by the Kester. At the end of all this, a Kester will sit down with his boss in a dark locked room and the rest is left for your imagination.
'Our Head of School is such a Kester. Why does he love being such a power-happy douche. Why doesn't he just chill out and stop sucking the Heady's dick??' -Person 1

'I know!! What a fucking Kester. There are so many ways that Kester is like Hitler. Have you ever realised that Kester is a Kester?' -Person 2

'No way!! I hadn't realised that before. Maybe someone named it after him because he's such a power-happy douche!!' -Person 1

'Possibly. He deserves it. What a wanker.' -Greg

'Oh no, there's a Kester about. We are going to get in fucking DT's coz he's such a gimp!!' -Moak
by Graham 1993 January 11, 2011
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Kertesz

Comes from the latin word for anus, having to do with the butt hole
Her Kertesz was sore from last night
by teetz April 16, 2008
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keyed

see Foskeyed.
by dannyfoskey February 7, 2003
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