The illusion that whilst behind your keyboard everything you say to anyone has absolutely Zero come-backs in the real world, GOD MODE ON.
Allowing you to say things you normally wouldn't without fear of repercussion, only to find out they know who you are and they know where you live.
Because if you piss off enough people, someone, somewhere will find you.
Allowing you to say things you normally wouldn't without fear of repercussion, only to find out they know who you are and they know where you live.
Because if you piss off enough people, someone, somewhere will find you.
Oh man oh man that was some good trollin' good trollin', now to sit back and relax in my awesome ass chair of awe-... *Shadowy figures standing at the window*
OH SHI-
As you are beaten to death with your keyboard by a group of angry forum users, the Keyboard Immunity you once thought you had, quickly disappears.
OH SHI-
As you are beaten to death with your keyboard by a group of angry forum users, the Keyboard Immunity you once thought you had, quickly disappears.
by Phauxed January 13, 2011
Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.
John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"
Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021
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keyboard rape
by elmo but hes satan May 04, 2020
Keyboard lag occurs when you buy a new keyboard for your computer. Common symptoms of keyboard lag include:
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
"I got a new keyboard the other day, I keep on making typos with it. I'm doing the Keyboard Speed Solution everyday and I'm slowly improving!"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
by WhosTheGman July 11, 2013
FORUM
Drunken Member: HeyhgksGr bthutjh bsxkyubtdjgkhgn mb,eui
Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.
Drunken Member: HeyhgksGr bthutjh bsxkyubtdjgkhgn mb,eui
Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.
by Oblifier November 18, 2009
Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.
I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.
When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
by Kusco March 24, 2008
An activist interested in any social issue who fails to actively participate in person as a change agent. Instead, this kind of activist sits behind a computer keyboard trying to effect change using social media as their sole forum for activism. These activists are not actively engaged in the cause in person or in a physical sense.
Some protesters picketed the company to try to get the company to change their ways, while the keyboard slacktivists took up the cause by posting only on Twitter and Facebook.
by Swerky March 09, 2015