Kettle

a small area in which demonstrators or protesters are confined by police seeking to maintain order during a demonstration.

"activists in the kettle were protesting at being held and resisting arrest"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.

Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!

by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023

Kettle

Device used to make water boil

Normally used with noodles or beverages such as tea and coffee

I used the kettle to make my morning coffee

by 000_cheese December 30, 2023

Kettle laugh

When you laugh and it sounds like a kettle when the water’s boiling

You got that kettle laugh

by CamboxCA January 27, 2024

Fudge kettle

When the person receiving anal is constipated and after a good butt pounding they have a long squeaky butt queef that results in a shart.

I was giving Brenda anal to help her out with her back door blockage and she fudge kettled all over my sheets.

by Kizz8lyn July 19, 2022

Poppa Bear's Kettle Korn

Best ever fun time snack; perfect mixture of sweet and salty popcorn made in Southside Virginia. Perfectly popped kernals that create a great tasting snack

Poppa Bear's Kettle Korn is a funtime snack that kids and adults love.

by popcorn king January 5, 2019

Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results

I want some Texas tea kettle right about now

by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025