Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.

"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease

by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011

Helen Keller

A fictional character made to "inspire" people, known to be "blind" and "deaf".

Helen Keller inspired absolutely no one!

by Tmod1147 February 8, 2024

HELLEN Keller

When you cream in a girls eyes and ears

“Yo bro someone just did a hellen Keller to me.”

by Delta is big man April 27, 2021

Keller day

Keller day is a day celebrated every December 11th to show thanks to keller. Praise Keller.

Do you know what day it is today?
Yeah! Happy Keller day!

by Supersuccsoil December 11, 2021

Helen Keller

When one reaches behind their back without looking and touches a woman on the clitoris first try, as in touching it blindly

Dennis Helen Kellered me

by Engleberg Humperdink February 8, 2025

Keller

The most amazing and beautiful person you'll ever meet. They are amazing friends, and even better partners. If you find a Keller, hold on to her forever, she's somebody you want to cherish, and she deserves it

"Oh hey is that Keller?"

"Yeah she's beautiful"
"I know, anyone would be lucky to have her!"

by we love keller September 26, 2022

Helen Keller Effect

Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you

“Dude, when I got up just now I had a total Helen Keller Effect”

by RememberTheAmibo September 22, 2019