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keith nap

The act of taking a nap at or after midnight. The napper will generally intend to wake up at some point to continue hanging out with the 'burning the midnight oil' friends, but the subject will usually fail and sleep until far later in the day.
-Is 'tony meeting us at waffle house?
-Nah man I think he took a keith nap.
by ScootrNova September 12, 2009
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keith habersberger

1/4 of Buzzfeed's TryGuys. He loves fried chicken, but is willing to give it up for his lovely fiancée Becky. He's both the friendliest and tallest Try Guy. Can't handle spicy food and is the friendliest monster at Knott's Scary Farm. Actually male!Sailor Jupiter. All friend groups need a friend like Keith.
Person #1: Whoa that guy has a huge mouth and is eating a ton of fried chicken!

Person #2: Yeah he's a real Keith Habersberger.
by laurathestara July 6, 2017
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Keith Dill

Fastest taco-maker in the west. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive; Keith Dill is all that is Man.
From the humble age of 6 hours old, He knew His calling. Internet flaming, life-long career at Taco Bell, picking up the chicks; Keith Dill has been idolized and worshiped by those who knew Him personally, and all others alike.
Standing seven foot sixteen inches (think about it) tall, He towers over all. Weighing over 1400 pounds, He shook the Earth with each massive step. People cower at the very mention of His name.
"Keith Dill."
"-cower-"

"That's Keith Dill, alright."

"I love Keith Dill."
by Not KeithDill April 8, 2009
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Keith and the Grinder

A local, legendary live show, hosted by the legendary Keith, and his faithful sidekick Grinder (the Grinder) The show includes audience discussion about topics such as movies, TV, Family Guy, old movies, Family Guy episodes, golf, and more often than not, B-movies and Family Guy references. Occasionally a South Park line of discussion will sneak in. Always involves food, and drinking. And sometimes MORE drinking...
We went over to Tracy's roof top deck last night for this weeks episode of Keith and the Grinder. It was an especially good episode, full of fun, laughter, steak, and blue cheese grits. Keith made great Mai Tai cocktails for everyone, and the Grinder was spot on with his witty contributions...
by Brockly September 20, 2012
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Keith Maple

Weed Term. The act of rolling a joint and dipping it in some maple syrup (excluding the roach) only a thin coat and then dabbing the joint in keith until it is covered. When you then smoke it it tastes of maple syrup while still fucking you up.
Yo jay wanna go for a keith maple after school tommorow?
by BlaxBro April 19, 2018
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keith melbourne

A man with a larger than normal head
Your man form tipp is an awful Keith Melbourne
by Bigdaddyonafarlow March 20, 2019
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Keith/ Baz

Boomer red faced gammon from the North of England, Norf FC, will be seen down the local, voted Tory in 2019 GE.
Luvs carling, luvs spoons, luvs greggs, luvs the missus, luvs the bairns - simple as.
Married to a Sharon (female version, can down as many pints) or a Karen.
When a Keith/ Baz is seen in Wetherspoons face planting the floor after stumbling to the bar.
Onlookers - "Look at that Keith/ Baz over there hahaha"
by janda2020 September 6, 2020
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