keith bradley is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, he’s hot, kind, and loving. if you are dating a keith bradley just know you are lucky keith bradley’s will treat you like a princess//queen and they will give you everything they have. don’t lose them! you’ll regret ever losing them!
by Keith Bradley December 7, 2019
Get the keith bradleymug. verb / gerund
To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.
Person 1:
Hey man, what you doing today?
Person 2:
Not much, I’m just Keithing around.
To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.
Person 1:
Hey man, what you doing today?
Person 2:
Not much, I’m just Keithing around.
Person 1:
When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.
When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.
by Bermuder April 24, 2023
Get the Keithing aroundmug. the big al-ster: *does kickflip* *sips 2litre bottle of irn bru*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*
by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019
Get the Alan Keithmug. After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)
Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!
Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011
Get the Crusty Keithmug. by Lombardo69 May 30, 2019
Get the keith scelzomug. Styling out a ladder freefall with the grace of a ballerina but blitzing a gallon of paint on every surface in sight.
by meggaLeggendz July 9, 2020
Get the Doing a Keithmug. A strong willed black man who's job is to drain a country of everything it has, a true dictator and has a love for bad roads. Many people still love him altho he can makes things hard.
Keith Rowley made Trinidad not a Real Place
Rowley 1 : Dont jackass the scene
Rowley 2 : Who dead, dead
Rowley 1 : Dont jackass the scene
Rowley 2 : Who dead, dead
by Trinidadian4life March 17, 2023
Get the Keith Rowleymug.