by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011
#1) He got all them other players on they knees. He's Kobe Bryant
#2) 35ppg.? That dudes, Kobe Bryant
#2) 35ppg.? That dudes, Kobe Bryant
by Christopher Paul May 30, 2008
Noun.
A ridiculously expensive ring, preferably with an extremely rare diamond mined from the abyss of the earth that costs several million dollars, used to appease one's wife after an uncovered affair.
A ridiculously expensive ring, preferably with an extremely rare diamond mined from the abyss of the earth that costs several million dollars, used to appease one's wife after an uncovered affair.
Tiger Woods: "Oh God. My wife is going to kill me when she finds out!"
Kobe: "Brotha, you need a Kobe Rock."
Kobe: "Brotha, you need a Kobe Rock."
by TheCrimson December 05, 2009
by Carlitos January 25, 2006
by Kyuss November 09, 2003
Kobe Envist: Kobe is a ball hog.
Saoud: Are you fucking stupid?
Kobe Envist: Well did you know he raped a girl?
Saoud: No he didnt he was proved innocent.
Kobe Envist: Jordan/Lebron is way better then Kobe.
Saoud: Holy Shit you have one of the worst cases of Kobe Envy I have ever seen.
Saoud: Are you fucking stupid?
Kobe Envist: Well did you know he raped a girl?
Saoud: No he didnt he was proved innocent.
Kobe Envist: Jordan/Lebron is way better then Kobe.
Saoud: Holy Shit you have one of the worst cases of Kobe Envy I have ever seen.
by #66 Saoud September 14, 2009
(Ko-bee Fa-ool) Noun - An over reaction of a situation, much so acting like a victim, in order to draw something for their own benefit.
Made popular by Kobe Bryant in which he shoots a J, lifts his knee into the defender - drawing contact (forced by Kobe), and then acting like he was fouled once the ball leaves his hand. Which typically, the referees do fall for it.
Made popular by Kobe Bryant in which he shoots a J, lifts his knee into the defender - drawing contact (forced by Kobe), and then acting like he was fouled once the ball leaves his hand. Which typically, the referees do fall for it.
by Glyman June 10, 2009