Kobe Beef

at the press conference kobe farted and i smelt Kobe Beef
by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011
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Kobe Bryant

#1) One crazy mutha fucka
#2) M.V.P.
#1) He got all them other players on they knees. He's Kobe Bryant
#2) 35ppg.? That dudes, Kobe Bryant
by Christopher Paul May 30, 2008
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Kobe Rock

Noun.

A ridiculously expensive ring, preferably with an extremely rare diamond mined from the abyss of the earth that costs several million dollars, used to appease one's wife after an uncovered affair.
Tiger Woods: "Oh God. My wife is going to kill me when she finds out!"

Kobe: "Brotha, you need a Kobe Rock."
by TheCrimson December 05, 2009
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Kobe-esque

Dominating beyond compare, Kobe's outstanding performance, making rank among the NBA records.
Dude, thats totally Kobe-esque of you, what a good job.
by Carlitos January 25, 2006
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Kobe Hatch

The anus, and/or surrounding areas.
by Kyuss November 09, 2003
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Kobe Envy

The feeling that anyone who rags on Kobe feels when talking any form of shit about Kobe Bryant.
Kobe Envist: Kobe is a ball hog.
Saoud: Are you fucking stupid?
Kobe Envist: Well did you know he raped a girl?
Saoud: No he didnt he was proved innocent.
Kobe Envist: Jordan/Lebron is way better then Kobe.
Saoud: Holy Shit you have one of the worst cases of Kobe Envy I have ever seen.
by #66 Saoud September 14, 2009
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Kobe Foul

(Ko-bee Fa-ool) Noun - An over reaction of a situation, much so acting like a victim, in order to draw something for their own benefit.

Made popular by Kobe Bryant in which he shoots a J, lifts his knee into the defender - drawing contact (forced by Kobe), and then acting like he was fouled once the ball leaves his hand. Which typically, the referees do fall for it.
Yo, stop bitchin'. Stop trying to get a Kobe Foul.
by Glyman June 10, 2009
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