Real Kiwi hours

The hours in which one may represent the equality in New Zealand.

"Wow, its really equal here in new zealand"
"It must be Real Kiwi Hours"

by YeetMyGuy May 5, 2018

Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen

Open air strip club. Specifically for truckers, australians and people from south texas. Free breakfast + beer before 7am with every lap dance.

I got a hot-carl and some pancakes at Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen last night.

by D-money October 1, 2004

Real kiwi hours

The time of day, usually between 2pm and 5pm when you're just tired of walking around doing normal every day stuff so you internally pray to the gods of chaos that the world ends cause you're just too pussy to kill yourself, and then you just text your friends saying "hi" and continue on living your life normally.

Yo wud up cuz, *moves head to the side* wud up blood!!!, both pull out their guns *shots fired*, *woman screaming* "call 911!!", a guy from the end of the street witnesses it all, *thinks to himself* "man... Looks like I'll be having some real kiwi hours today!".

by Real kiwi hours February 7, 2018

Strawberry kiwi time

the best snapple flavor, period queen. it's also a airpod case. and anthony is annoying.

it's strawberry kiwi time y'all!!

by bjayberookkyn November 29, 2020

strawberry kiwi blend

A code phrase for the word rape. Mostly used when it is not "polite" to say rape, E.G. around your friend's strict parents or prude people.

That guy just strawberry kiwi blended you!

by 99 red baloons February 14, 2007

chocolate kiss with kiwi googles

putting your ass pucker on your partners mouth while resting you testicles in his/her eye sockets.

Never pass out at Travis' house because you might wake to the dreaded chocolate kiss with kiwi googles and there are some things you cannot unsee or untaste!

by case6669 March 31, 2008

kiwis

male dog balls

look at dexters kiwis

by rjdicnwid February 8, 2018