Johanneke

Your best friend. The one that’s always there for you. This person is amazing, always there for you and looks fire. She’s trustworthy, loyal, fashionable and above all kind. If you ever feel like your world is falling apart this person can fix it. She is so inspiring because of the light that she can bring on to others. Sometimes she can be a bit stubborn but that’s just because she thinks their friends and family deserve the best that she could think of. To sum it up, this person deserves the world<3

Johanneke is amazing

Johanneke by N._<3 November 22, 2021

Johana 

Johana is the most beautiful woman on Earth. She is loving, confident and very driven to succeed when she has a goal in mind. She is faithful and always tries to keep her word. Johana loves her family and would do anything for them. She can keep it together in any situation. Everyday you wake up next to Johana you are the luckiest man on Earth. She also has a bodacious body to match her beautiful mind.

Guy 1: Im so lucky to have her in my life
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 3: Johana

Song by Earth Wind and Fire: "Johaaaaanaaaaa, I loooooovee youuuu, You're the one, the one for meeee"

Johana by Nelsito November 23, 2021

Johannes bread 

The best bread you will ever find. It is in breadville and it is haunted by bread.

I just found the johannes bread, oh nooooo.

Johannes bread by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022

joannaliza 

The best girlfriend there is.

Literally a masterpiece, a hottie as well
Joannaliza can be hot headed sometimes but that's part of her charm
Really talented person most caring one
And pretty damn fine

Joannaliza can be deceiving
Will act innocent but when you finally know her and be closer she can be preettyy damn wild it's dangerous

If you have Joannaliza in your life
Protecc her at all cost and cherish them forever they are one in a hundred million.

Joannaliza is damn fine at the same time cute

joannaliza by TURTLE26 May 13, 2022

johauna 

Someone who’s missing a chromosome and is five subway sandwiches long and who has bad taste in men and is definitely zesty 😍

Wow did you see johauna

Ya she’s gay

johauna by Lilaclickerlucky April 30, 2023

Johana 

The beautifulest rarest jewel you will meet in your life, even if she is shy and doesn’t want to show her true self she always shines regardless.

Johana is someone you want to be friends with for life.

Johana by iluvhelokittyy August 29, 2023

Den Johannes machen 

Den Johannes machen bedeutet eine absolut dumme Frage zu stellen, die vor ein paar Sekunden beantworte wurde. Wenn jemand den Johannes macht ist es absolut erlaubt ihn laut auszulachen. Der Johannes merkt oft nicht was er grade gemacht hat und muss deshalb unbedingt aufgeklärt werden.

Lehrer: Die Hausaufgaben sind zu morgen!
Johannes: Was haben wir jetzt auf?
Alle: Mach doch nicht den Johannes!

Den Johannes machen: dumme Fragen stellen

Den Johannes machen by Soso2000sososo November 6, 2018