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Jesus

super hot and funny guy. will always put a smile on your face and does not always mow lawns... just sometimes when you pay good money.
no example of Jesus
by thegreatesteversteff January 1, 2017
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Me
I am Jesus!!!
by Jesus_in_spanish May 28, 2018
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Jesus He hates gays
by lol I'm not mom November 29, 2017
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The guy that says he Jesus because that's his name. He's Mexican. Everyone calls him Jesus Christ
Everybody- Hey look! It's Mexican Jesus!!
Jesus- Bitch where
by Guy1715383 February 15, 2017
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A fine ass guy who is loyal,handsome,that smokes weed 24/7 and that stays having money to buy all the weed he wants
by Carlos vegas March 14, 2017
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Bruhhh my parents left me imma find jesus.
by Bankwood101 May 24, 2020
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He’s gay and he’s a bitch and has a girlfriend named Bella
Jesus is a butthole
by Ag200610 June 19, 2019
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