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jerky butt

An offensive insult used to motivate your friends when in an argument
drop her jerky butt!”
by AnonymousEx20 March 21, 2023
mugGet the jerky buttmug.

Jerky nugget

Two guys going into fetal positions facing each other and jerk each other off. If one or both has an orgasm they have to come together to make one big nugget.
Me and my homie had some jerky nuggets (plural) last night, best thing since sliced bread.
by Big Chungus 40269 September 17, 2021
mugGet the Jerky nuggetmug.

turkey jerky

A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.
Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
by QuacksO November 29, 2017
mugGet the turkey jerkymug.

Jerky in your turkey

Yk what I mean
Andrew do you put jerky in your turkey?
by Jerkyturkeyman August 9, 2022
mugGet the Jerky in your turkeymug.

Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.
I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!
by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021
mugGet the Bumper Jerkymug.

Jerky

Jerky: I hate you!
Not jerky: Stop being such a JERKY
by Coolio personnn November 24, 2020
mugGet the Jerkymug.

Beef Jerky

The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob
Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before
by ItzzSubBaby January 7, 2020
mugGet the Beef Jerkymug.

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