Jacob

no one needs a jacob he is one of the biggest fuck boys on the planet ive dated a jacob and he fucked then dumped me and claims he has the biggest dick out there but is know that was a lie and jacob if you see this go fuck your self :) a jaocb thinks he knows everything but he really knows nothing he is stupid as hell

jacob is stupid

by emma stinngers May 15, 2018

Jacob

A Ginger who thinks he can pull but only has a 3 inch hard penis.

Who is that ugly kid?

That I'd definitely a Jacob

by chasjdr2002 February 8, 2017

Jacob

A little gay ass squirt

"I'm a little gay ass squirt" Jacob Buys

by Jerald hitchenson September 23, 2016

Jacob

Jacob is the most kind guy you will ever meet, his eyes are blue like the sky and you can look at them for ever. His smile is so beautiful you will 100% fall in love with it. Plus he's really good in bed and has a big dick

Jacob is so good in bed that i had to change my sheets

by Pepsi-Coka November 6, 2019

Jacob

A absolute fuck boy has with a tiny ass dick loves deep throat and anal sex and drives a yellow 400

Jacobs a queer

by That one guy 11 August 14, 2016

Jacob

Is a hoe. When you are in a relationship with a Jacob he is loveing and nice and sweet but when your arguing he is a complete dickhead. He has a little dick and can fuck any girl that gives them a complement . When they are your friend they are nice but try and get with you if your good enough to them. When he "thinks" he loves and you find out he cheated or flirted with another girl and you guys break up he will act like he is gonna kill himself.

A:O look at that jacob!
B: don't fuck with him he has a small dick.

by Realshit387 February 17, 2017

Jacob

Very Flakey, says he has Psoriasis, touches himself on the daily, has a disease known as MicroPenis, terrible in bed, but he is the greatest whale in the hood.

Jacob you are a very large whale, but we love you!

by PoopieFace9111 March 8, 2017