jemima swirl

1.) When an apple-bottomed African American woman (typically found in her natural habitat of Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn) urinates in spray-form over the entirety of a public restroom toilet seat, while hovering above said toilet seat and girating her hips in a clockwise or counter clockwise movement; also evidence has shown the use of a "booty clap" whilst mid spray. Sometimes used in combination with the Jemima swirl grip or the jemima swirl leg-lift.

2.) When a watermelon bottomed African American She-ress, righteously empties the entirety of her bladder in spray form (aka, the african mist) in an effort to mark her territory. This feat renders said toilet useless, and is frustrating for white people.

Hey, so I went to use the bathroom during that new movie Devil, but I couldn't use the toilet because some apple-bottomed bitch totally pulled a jemima swirl.

by theclintonhillcumquats September 27, 2010

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jimi hendrix

The greatest guitarist of all time. He changed the way the world looked at music, he changed the way I look at music. He inspired me to play guitar, as he has with many other people. I know i will never be as good at guitar as Jimi was, I probably won't be half as good as he was, but at least I can aim for 1/4 of his skill. God took away from this world what he gave this world, a god among us. If god was black, Jimi Hendrixs would be his son. Jimi is still alive, in our hearts, and in our souls. He will be remembered untill the end of the world as the man who changed it, made it better.

God needed a guitarist, so he took a god.
Fly on little wing.
Jimi Hendrix is immortal.

by Cody Denton June 26, 2006

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Jimi Hendrix

One of the greatest guitarists of our time and as aptly pointed out by Brittany R. the man who helped free the slaves.

History Channel Voiceover: The year was 1864. The Union trooops had almost defeated the Confederates in their battle to free the slaves. The absolute final turning point was when a black man dressed in phychedelic clothing and somehow having an electric guitar did something amazing.

Jimi:(Singing and playing his wicked licks)Purple haze all in my brain. Living things just don't seem the same. Acting funny but I don't know why. Scuse me while I kiss the sky.

History Channel Dude: Thanks to the amazing rendition of this and other now classic Hendrix tunes, the slaveowners were so distracted in amazement that they didn't bother watching all of their slaves escaping toward the North. Thanks to this, Jimi became known the world over as the man who helped free the slaves and whose clone played the same great music in the 60's. We thank you Jimi. Rock on, dude.

by The Almight Lizard King November 6, 2004

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Jimi

Jimi is a code-name for marijuna derived from the late
musician Jimi Hendrix know for his consumption of Cannabis
and can be used as an over the phone code to avoid suspicion
as shown below.

John: Hey man when can I borrow that Jimi CD (do you have the weed)

George: Yea man the store had it, its 30 bucks (the dealer had it and it costs 30 bucks)

John: its a double disk right (its a big bag)

George: yea I'll bring it over (obvious)

by crazydiamond986 October 27, 2007

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