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Jason

Jason Zong is a sensitive asshole who pretends he doesn't care but, in reality, he cares so much he cries himself to sleep. Jason spends most of his time playing games and critiquing your English skills, but he actually sucks at spelling but he likes to tell himself otherwise. He is a caring boyfriend and buys you unnecessary shit even when you beg him not to buy it. Jason thinks he isn't hot, but like...goddamn. But sometimes I wanna beat that boy, but it's okay I still love him...most of the time. Jason gets jealous of the smallest things, and he takes any chance he can get to look at you. Jason's send at least 3 apology paragraphs when he thinks he is being remotely irritating, he apologises over the dumbest shit. Overall Jason is cool.
JASONNNNN, get off of phantom forces and hang out with meeee. Argh he is SUCH a Jason, hate that guy
by Waifuackermanz November 14, 2022
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Loves Ethan more.
Jason loves Ethan more.
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jason you're a nerdddddd
Jason - thanks!
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Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.
"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."
by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021
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Jason

a sweet , kind person , could be a friend to an and he could be very emo sometimes he could be called jj or J, mostly he is alone with him self
jasons here

yay :D!!
by lidjbfs May 23, 2021
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Jason the latin word for big penis and spoon
I have such a big jason!
by Stabacus69 October 17, 2019
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Jason is a stupid human being. He farts a lot.
by Ben Dover331 October 23, 2019
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