Japanese Tourist 

a person that does the same thing when they come here as one here would do if they were to go there: take pictures, speak in their native tongue (not because they are disrespectful or unintelligent, but because they are merely visiting and observing a foreign land in order to gain appreciation for it), and get made fun of by the uneducated.

I feel no need for posting a hateful example, but there is a requirement to put something here.

Japanese Tourist by Ashitaka February 25, 2004

japanese wildfire

the act of a women pouring lighter fluid all over ur pubic hair and genitailia and lighting it on fire with crack lighters while were a welding mask overalls.

"what happened to you last night? i was over at my ex girlfriends house and she asked if i wanted to fuck and i said ok and as i was pulling my pants off she poured lighter fluid on my pubes and lit them on fire. as i ran around the house she screamed " hey jen i just gave that prick a japanese wildfire"

japanese wildfire by highkids425cz March 17, 2010

Japanese Lunch 

When a girl lathers her vagina in duck sauce and proceeds to let her or any neighborhood dog lick it out. The act can also be performed by males from their butthole.

Kevin G. was envious when he heard his sister had a Japanese Lunch with the dog next door. He swiftly made his way to the local P.F. Chang's to get a few packets of duck sauce so his dog Roxanne could lick them out of his ass.

Japanese Lunch by KyanPoster August 28, 2010

Japanese Speed Bump

When the male or female takes a cucumber and places it in the women's vagina, then takes a sledgehammer or some other sort of blunt object and smashes away at it.

Damn he gave me a great "Japanese Speed Bump" last night!

Japanese Speed Bump by Will Carroll April 15, 2010

japanese titty job 

Where three Japanese milfs get together and attatch jumper cables to their nipples with the other end attatched to a Toyota 4Runner.

Hey Gina, will you partake in a Japanese titty job with me and La Creesha? We're gunna get our asain nips fried!

japanese titty job by Johnny Pocketlint July 13, 2012

Japanese smileys 

Instead of :) and :(, japanaese people use these smileys:

(^_^)v!(^^)!(@_@)(-_-):-O:-((^-^)(~o~)(*_*)(=_=)(?_?)(>_<)(^O^)(^_-):-)(*^_^*)(-_-;)_(_^_)_( _ )(^_^)/~(^o^)^^;_(._.)_(T_T)(^^)/~~~(^^)(^^;)<(_ _)>(/_;)(^^)/(^_^)(^_^;)m(_ _)m(;_;)(^_^)/

find each definition for the smileys on your own.

When I used Japanese smileys during a chat, it was kind of popular to my friends.

Japanese smileys by Torisugari July 30, 2005

Japanese Fish Ass 

The act of inserting a live fish or many small fish into someones asshole.

Me: Hey Hideki what the fuck are you doing with my goldfish?

Hideki: I'm practicing the ancient art of Japanese Fish ass.

"Hideki san like to practice ancient art of Japanese fish ass"

Japanese Fish Ass by omgwtfbbw May 12, 2010