imanoob2000

You just called yourself a noob.

You: Who's imanoob2000.
Me: You just called youself a noob.

by atmc.cc November 24, 2022

Burning Ivan

A car full of dead Russians.

Hey, I forgot the radio code for car full of dead Russians. Oh, thats right, it's a burning Ivan.

by Monkey_D3128 May 9, 2011

Dan Ivan

When you promise to give something that isn't your but it backfires and blows up in your face.

But you said we're gonna have money for the highways...
Soryy, I just pulled a Dan Ivan.

by Alupigus Barna June 3, 2021

Dario Ivančir

He's the guy that kicks your butt in any online game so you forfeit.
Btw very smart.

Noob 1: I just played against the best player in the world.
Noob 2: Oh it must have been Dario Ivančir.
Dario: Yup noob go lobby cry

by Dario is cool November 24, 2021

Hi Ivan

A sarcastic online greeting used to call out Kremlin trolls and bots.

"Why did Russia invade Ukraine?"
"What about Vietnam? What about Bush?"
"Hi Ivan"

by trips aplenty June 4, 2022

to pull an Ivanenko

to leave the classroom with a phone in your pocket

The geometry lesson was so boring I decided to pull an Ivanenko.

by sensorer March 18, 2021

Lejla Ivanovic

Lejla Ivanovic is a judgmental rat. Obsessed with panic at the disco and old people. Also cancels people 10 times a day. Even though they are grotty, they are often very nice. When they feel nice and are not constantly tit - punching you, they are kinda fun.

Lejla Ivanovic tit - punched me for dissing Panic at the disco

by SECRET12321 February 20, 2019