iceland plumber

a form of either self or group pleasure; it is performed when one applies a liberal dosing of toothpaste to the extremities of the lower intestine (see anus). its origins can be traced to the ancient greeks. not to be confused for the Finnish Card-swipe.

ashley was a tad horny. Without her toys, she found herself a tube of toothpaste and proclaimed, "Tonight, I will perform the iceland plumber!"

by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

Icelandic Sanddune

When you rip someone's breast off and wear it as a hat.

A famous example of an Icelandic Sanddune is Courtney Love

by Kano2864212 January 31, 2008

Icelandic volcano

When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.

Boss: Why were you late for work?

Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.

by retailguy April 18, 2010

Irelanding

The act of calling someone and playing "Ireland" by Garth Brooks instead of speaking to them in order to make/ruin their day.

Man, I was Irelanding Tucker earlier and I know he had a big smile on his face.

by Rambronie January 17, 2011

Ashley from Iceland

Ashley only lets little children into her shop, like Ross Swenny. she gives you cheap, cheap deals on Pepsi Max. she will slide tackle you if you try to get into her shop without her permission and she'll put it in your bum.
but she won't open a fucking NEW TILL!!!!

Ashley from Iceland is Ross Swenny's sugar mummy

by Arran Rice August 1, 2018

Icelandic Torso Love

The act of 2 male lovers throbbing in the missionary position, occasionally french kissing wearing nothing but leather belts, while building an Excel model.

How was the party yesterday?

Pretty dull, Haukur and Finnbogi sneaked into the computer room for some Icelandic Torso Love and ended up with a circular reference.

by Snorri Snorrason August 18, 2008

iceland black eye

a man takes their penis and slaps it across the girls face until the eye and penis are bruised.

the girl complained so i gave her a iceland black eye

by laqweesha January 8, 2007