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Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.
The feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of fuss made over one particular comment. We see this as merely an Instagram thesis.
by Purple-font November 11, 2021
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instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.
"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?
by HostileChemistry February 1, 2014
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Instagram roach

A person who uses the app to get more likes and followers / a female who thinks they are the shit because they get a lot of Ig Likes
She's such an Instagram roach for using the app
by Scrub ass females August 5, 2016
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instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.
William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.
by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016
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Instagram Grace

When you religiously snap a pic of your ever meal before you eat it
Now we say Instagram Grace:
“Blessed O Instagram, and these, our gifts, which we are about to place through they filters, Through our Iphones, RIP Jobs, amen.”
by firebirdfive July 20, 2018
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Instagram syndrome

When mostly girls think that they are fat, obese, ect. when they have normal healthy weight and they want to lose big portion of their weight. Example: From 65kg to 50kg.

It is really hard, maybe impossible to fix this.
Tom: My girlfriend thinks that she is fat and she wants to lose weight.
Jerry: Standard Instagram syndrome.
by PanDavey January 6, 2022
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Instagram Makeover

Like a makeover, but instead of changing the way you/someone else's Instagram appears. Some people say that social media is an extension of the person, but I disagree. You can be a great person and have great traits but have a terrible ig. I don't know how else to say it.
Oh my god, who's that new kid?
That's Grayson. He's cute, and he seems nice, but he is in desperate need of an Instagram makeover.
by henry1272838442 January 6, 2023
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