cuddle puddle

what is left on the bed after making love to a "squirter"

I met this super hot chick last night, and we had the most awesome sex, but then I had to go out & buy a new mattress because there was an enormous cuddle puddle!

by CLP7 May 05, 2014

meat puddle

pussy

Hey baby, I wanna step in your meat puddle.

by Bishop Floggin August 04, 2003

puddle cruiser

a creepy old guy who cruises the puddles of the playgrounds to find some wet child to diddle.

wow...see that creepy old guy beside the van in the high socks and short shorts? hes a total; puddle cruiser.

by weisyo May 29, 2006

Puddles McGee

A girl that leaves puddles on your bed, during or after sexual activity.

Dude like omg, shes such a Puddles Mcgee. Help me wash my blankets mom.

by Team Voltron January 02, 2006

Pink Puddle

A euphemism for having vaginal sex during the period, named for the pinkish mess created by the intermingling of blood and semen.

1. She was really horny during her period so we made a pink puddle.

by Sub30ms August 29, 2007

Puddle of Mudd

Shitty band. Stole the riff from "I Saw Your Mommy" by Suicidal Tendencies.

Puddle of Mudd stole the riff from "I Saw Your Mommy" and used it for "She Hates Me".

by Yo Momma December 18, 2004

Puddle of Mudd

A pathetic attempt by Fred Durst to revitalize grunge used around late 2001-early 2002. The band had very little potential and just wrote carbon copy radio friendly material. Nirvana is obviously their biggest influence. Apparantely, they only had like two hit songs, "Blurry" and "She Hates Me", and their 2003 album "Life In Display" was ignored and nobody gave a shit about it.

Ordinary guy: Remember Puddle of Mudd?
Music fan: Unfortunately, yes.

by Deathgrind > you November 05, 2006