morning forest

when multiple men wake up and get morning woods together

i woke up and could tell all my friends had boners, it's a morning forest around here.

by big.cock September 17, 2017

Morning Snout

When you have the first JPS cigarette of the day, usually at 8:22 AM. Gets you a nice niccy rush.

Awright pal, u coming fur the morning snout? Obviously bro! Canny miss it.

by The Babber October 07, 2019

morning mahogany

(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.

morning mahogany

guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?

guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.

guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.

by the urbster September 17, 2010

Morning Nap

When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.

Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?

Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.

by Jrodjr November 08, 2020

Morning Rose

A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.

I woke up with a morning rose

Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose

by EveningRat September 07, 2020

Eris Morn

A fictional character in Destiny 2. She has no eyes and likes to spout random language.

Hey Eris, mind taking me through that portal?

“HALMMHITLAM HAAAALMHITLAM”
“Eggshell”
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock”

by Knifeindaback May 15, 2021

Morning Minute

Minutes that actually last 30 secs. Especially when you are running late in the morning.

(Look at clock. 8:00am.) "Good I still have 10 minutes." (5 minutes later) "Oh shit! It's 8:10! I hate morning minute!"

by quizwhiz April 05, 2010