morning forest

when multiple men wake up and get morning woods together

i woke up and could tell all my friends had boners, it's a morning forest around here.

by big.cock September 16, 2017

Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.

Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017

misty morning

The female equivalent to a mans "wet dream"

Sue: "so last night i had a dream about John Stamos. Sure was a misty morning."
Beth: "sounds hot"

by Cuntcave February 8, 2017

Morning Rose

A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.

I woke up with a morning rose

Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose

by EveningRat September 7, 2020

morning press

the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding

The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.

by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011

Morning Legs

When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.

I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.

by thekre July 18, 2011

Morning Nap

When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.

Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?

Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.

by Jrodjr November 7, 2020