Car meet

This is a kind of event where petrolheads come together to share stories about their cars.

I'm going down to the car meet to make new friends.

by Valentino Tallador April 24, 2018

Take a meeting

When you need to get away from people to take a shit, but don't want to say as much. Not getting away leads to Puddin in the pants.

Phil was with everyone at the game, but left because he had to take a meeting.

by PuddinPantsOlderBro December 31, 2013

TUBMAP Meeting

Totally Useless But Munchies Are Provided

A meeting that is a total waste of time and of little importance to all attending, lacks purpose and clear direction.
However, food is served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.

"Man I hate these weekly meetings, they're sooo boring!"

"Yeh, total TUBMAP meeting"

"For sure......those muffins are pretty awesome though"

by mrdope September 07, 2009

meet market

A social network dating site. Play off of meat market.

That site is such a meet market. I took my profile down- the whole process creeps me out.

by amesababe December 06, 2010

meet Ralph

To vomit after one consumes an overwhelming amount of alcohol. It is usually said in a mocking manner after a fellow party goer loses the contents of his stomach. Instead of saying "I ralphed." , you say, "I met Raplh."

'Ralph' and 'Ralf' can be interchangable. The origin of 'Ralph' comes from the sound one makes when they throw up, "RRRAAAAAALLLLPH!!"

"I heard you met Raplh last night, huh?"

"If I keep drinking at this pace, I'm gonna meet Raplh."

"Hey did you hear? Bill met Ralph last night."

"If you want me to drink all those forties, I'm gonna have to introduce you to Ralph."

meet Ralph

by Miller The LADY Killer July 28, 2008

Meeting Ass

When you've been in so many meetings in one day, your ass feels like it's ready to fall off.

Man, I can barely walk from this meeting ass!

by shane_r February 26, 2009

Prayer Meeting

When a group of people are collectively embarrassed and simultaneously bow their heads looking intently down to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.

Two minutes into her presentation, the boss made five untrue statements causing those in attendance to hold a spontaneous prayer meeting.

His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.

by JBaloni February 04, 2010